3 definitions by fragi1e
A company with a poor Better Business Bureau rating that is jointly owned by small enclaves of hyperproductive accelerationist demonic billionaires, whose main product is Democracy™.
United States of America's business interests include establishing a unipolar global hegemony, where all of their institutions and values have been forcefully integrated into every corner of the planet so that they may better monetize the global population.
To facilitate these business interests they:
- Wage endless war for 228 of the 246 years they've existed, destabilizing entire regions so that they can buy up their infrastructures for pennies on the dollar - all while playing both sides the entire time.
- Overthrow democratically elected governments, infringe upon human rights, and undermine personal liberties.
- Maintain a permanent underclass of employees through the profiteering of disaster capitalism and complete control of policymaking, ensuring the employees who produce the most profit are at their best when material conditions for everyone else are at their lowest.
- Perpetuate and deploy meaningless two-sided ideological systems that neither resolve conflict or respond to crisis, convince regular employees that they are involved in company decisions through their engagement and discussion of them, and observe as they rip each other apart.
- Kill a lot of people and make employees pay for it.
United States of America's business interests include establishing a unipolar global hegemony, where all of their institutions and values have been forcefully integrated into every corner of the planet so that they may better monetize the global population.
To facilitate these business interests they:
- Wage endless war for 228 of the 246 years they've existed, destabilizing entire regions so that they can buy up their infrastructures for pennies on the dollar - all while playing both sides the entire time.
- Overthrow democratically elected governments, infringe upon human rights, and undermine personal liberties.
- Maintain a permanent underclass of employees through the profiteering of disaster capitalism and complete control of policymaking, ensuring the employees who produce the most profit are at their best when material conditions for everyone else are at their lowest.
- Perpetuate and deploy meaningless two-sided ideological systems that neither resolve conflict or respond to crisis, convince regular employees that they are involved in company decisions through their engagement and discussion of them, and observe as they rip each other apart.
- Kill a lot of people and make employees pay for it.
"Man, we have a lot of oil and poppy farms here I sure hope the United States of America doesn-"
* Gets bombed by some dude on the other side of the planet with an Xbox controller *
" Man my leader wants to take us off the petrodollar and drastically increase our standard of living. I sure hope the United States of Amer-"
* Leader gets assassinated, proxy government established, shopping malls built*
"Wow a bunch of Saudis attacked the United States of America, good thing I live in Iraq"
*Country invaded, leader overthrown and executed, tons of innocent civilians murdered.*
* Gets bombed by some dude on the other side of the planet with an Xbox controller *
" Man my leader wants to take us off the petrodollar and drastically increase our standard of living. I sure hope the United States of Amer-"
* Leader gets assassinated, proxy government established, shopping malls built*
"Wow a bunch of Saudis attacked the United States of America, good thing I live in Iraq"
*Country invaded, leader overthrown and executed, tons of innocent civilians murdered.*
by fragi1e December 8, 2022
"Wadu Hek" was not only a catchphrase, but the name and entire vocabulary of a famous PUBG player known for stream sniping Shroud from 2017 to 2019.
The term "wadu hek" itself is a degradation of the question, "why do you hack?" Poking fun at the constant cheating allegations levied against Shroud during his rise to fame.
Wadu quickly became a fan favorite in Shroud's stream for his wholesome sniping, creative antics, funny appearance, persona, and ability to find bugs/exploits. He would go on to be the subject of several YouTube videos uploaded by Shroud throughout 2017 and 2018, and would regularly play with Shroud and his friends.
Wadu gained a sizeable audience on his own Twitch and YouTube channels, where he showcased impressive talent as a PUBG player, singer, and content creator.
Sadly, Wadu has been mostly inactive since Shroud officially announced his departure from PUBG. On September 13 2019 Wadu uploaded a video titled "Wadu Hek - Hallelujah (memories)" commemorating his appearances on the stream and bidding farewell to Shroud.
Since then, it is theorized that the enigmatic individual behind the Wadu character operates online under a different identity.
The term "wadu hek" itself is a degradation of the question, "why do you hack?" Poking fun at the constant cheating allegations levied against Shroud during his rise to fame.
Wadu quickly became a fan favorite in Shroud's stream for his wholesome sniping, creative antics, funny appearance, persona, and ability to find bugs/exploits. He would go on to be the subject of several YouTube videos uploaded by Shroud throughout 2017 and 2018, and would regularly play with Shroud and his friends.
Wadu gained a sizeable audience on his own Twitch and YouTube channels, where he showcased impressive talent as a PUBG player, singer, and content creator.
Sadly, Wadu has been mostly inactive since Shroud officially announced his departure from PUBG. On September 13 2019 Wadu uploaded a video titled "Wadu Hek - Hallelujah (memories)" commemorating his appearances on the stream and bidding farewell to Shroud.
Since then, it is theorized that the enigmatic individual behind the Wadu character operates online under a different identity.
by fragi1e November 25, 2022
expr. A popular expression typically used by self-absorbed individuals to simultaneously address and dismiss something that a person is saying or doing.
Definitive origins of the phrase remain elusive to social scientists and linguists, but it's oldest usage can be traced back to as recently as 2008 in North America. It's predecessor, "love that", is widely attributed to race-car-driving-sexy-man Arie Luyendyk Jr., who repeatedly used the phrase on Season 8 of ABC's hit TV show The Bachelorette. Luyendyk's showcasing convinced audiences of the phrase's potential to allow it's user to both express interest in a person while also not listening to anything they're saying. The phrase quickly gained popularity with women in Simi Valley, who perceived the Scandinavian as a Kansas hunk. From here it is unclear as to how the expression evolved, but "love that for you" quickly became popularized by the renowned human-retweet and pedophile James Charles.
Implications of the expression quickly caught on. It is now predominantly used within the LGBTQ+ community as conversation filler.
Definitive origins of the phrase remain elusive to social scientists and linguists, but it's oldest usage can be traced back to as recently as 2008 in North America. It's predecessor, "love that", is widely attributed to race-car-driving-sexy-man Arie Luyendyk Jr., who repeatedly used the phrase on Season 8 of ABC's hit TV show The Bachelorette. Luyendyk's showcasing convinced audiences of the phrase's potential to allow it's user to both express interest in a person while also not listening to anything they're saying. The phrase quickly gained popularity with women in Simi Valley, who perceived the Scandinavian as a Kansas hunk. From here it is unclear as to how the expression evolved, but "love that for you" quickly became popularized by the renowned human-retweet and pedophile James Charles.
Implications of the expression quickly caught on. It is now predominantly used within the LGBTQ+ community as conversation filler.
Bartender: How's your day going?
Chris Watts: Not great. Didn't get much sleep. Spent the whole night killing my wife and kids.
Bartender: Love that for you.
Chris Watts: Not great. Didn't get much sleep. Spent the whole night killing my wife and kids.
Bartender: Love that for you.
by fragi1e June 30, 2021