ferret's definitions

a big lick

Something that cost a lot, or more than expected. Used when expressing surprise or concern over the price of something.

Hey that was a big lick. I thought it would be less than that.

Well I can’t afford it now after the lawyers fees that was a big lick

by Ferret December 12, 2006

homesar

www.Homestarrunner.com
The coolest, yet retarded, white guy in the world. Raised by a cup of coffee and somehow connected to Homestar, they both have no arms. Its hat seems to always return to its head.

Hey Reggie, is there a Rhinoceroes around?!

by Ferret June 6, 2003

office bike

Derived from the original town bike. Derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman , one who is said to have been ridden by many or most of the town's men. She's the office bike, shes been ridden by everybody.

1: Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) admitting having had sex with Alotta Fagina (Fabiana Udenio) in Austin Powers (1998): ' Don't worry about the Italian bird , okay? She's the village-bicycle . Everyone's had a ride .'
2: A: "Wow that fill-in receptionist is cool" B: "nah forget her she is the office bike".

by ferret March 2, 2007

[V]olition

The greatest games development company in the world.
Often reffered to as V.

Games they have created: Freespace 1 + 2, Summoner 1 + 2, Red Faction 1 + 2

"V are the Gods of the game development world."

by Ferret November 24, 2003

sarbanes oxley (SOx)

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.

Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.

by Ferret September 14, 2004

triceratits

Medically referred to as polymastia it is the presence of supernumerary (extra) breasts on the human body. The extra breast tissue can appear as everything from a third nipple (the most common condition, referred to as polythelia) to a fully-formed — and fully-functional breast. Lily Allen reveals her third nipple on a u tube interview for all to see.

Hey I had no idea you had an extra nipple, and that pearcing is a real party stopper total triceratits.

by ferret February 11, 2009

Cop a bake

To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.

I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.

by ferret June 25, 2009