ferret's definitions

triceratits

Medically referred to as polymastia it is the presence of supernumerary (extra) breasts on the human body. The extra breast tissue can appear as everything from a third nipple (the most common condition, referred to as polythelia) to a fully-formed — and fully-functional breast. Lily Allen reveals her third nipple on a u tube interview for all to see.

Hey I had no idea you had an extra nipple, and that pearcing is a real party stopper total triceratits.

by ferret February 11, 2009

Cop a bake

To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.

I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.

by ferret June 25, 2009

ranga

Derived from Orangutan or from the Latin “Orange Utan” meaning red pubic hair, commonly known as Fanta pants. This creature is well known for its fiery temper and pale skin; hence its ability to spend long periods of time in the sun is limited. The female of the spices is renowned for being good in bed, combining its natural aggression with its lack of appreciation for its looks.

My mate won’t fuck rangas; he said he would rather put his nuts in a rabbit trap.

My misses is a ranga but don’t call her that she will rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat.

by Ferret March 22, 2005

olive

The red this is the seed, you can take it out and put in things like salmon and... come to think of it salmons the only thing.

by Ferret June 28, 2003

useless cow

Woman utterly without worth. Not able to perform simple tasks or be relied upon to do any thing.
From the Latin Emmaus Mandamus.

Related Words Slack Mole

Jezz your x wife is a useless cow.

Can’t believe you are still going out with that useless cow.

by Ferret March 22, 2005

Sathanas

A massive Shivan Juggernaught.

The Shivans have an unconfirmed amount of these ships, but over 80 have been sighted in GTVA Space.
A fleet of over 80 of them destroyed the Capella star.

"Command! A Sathanas juggernaught just jumped withing range!"

by Ferret November 24, 2003

a big lick

Something that cost a lot, or more than expected. Used when expressing surprise or concern over the price of something.

Hey that was a big lick. I thought it would be less than that.

Well I can’t afford it now after the lawyers fees that was a big lick

by Ferret December 12, 2006