ferret's definitions

Cop a bake

To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.

I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.

by ferret June 25, 2009

That's nowhere

Used to describe a situation that is “fucked”.

Person 1 “I have to babysit this weekend because I owe my sister a favour. “ Person 2 oh That's nowhere.
Alternatively: Person 1 “I can’t get the money together to go out tonight” Person 2 “You’re nowhere”

by ferret June 25, 2009

Piston Viagra

The acquisition or use of a “cool” motor vehicle to remove the possibility of erectile dysfunction. Attempts at extending you’re sexual prowess by owing or associating with a car designed to excite sexually.

Hey did you see my new wheels? Yeah that is definately some serious piston viagra.

by ferret March 16, 2009

triceratits

Medically referred to as polymastia it is the presence of supernumerary (extra) breasts on the human body. The extra breast tissue can appear as everything from a third nipple (the most common condition, referred to as polythelia) to a fully-formed — and fully-functional breast. Lily Allen reveals her third nipple on a u tube interview for all to see.

Hey I had no idea you had an extra nipple, and that pearcing is a real party stopper total triceratits.

by ferret February 11, 2009

purple circle

An elitist group of people that congregate to the exclusion of others in a workplace or institution.

Hey “J” are you joining the purple circle for lunch today?

by Ferret August 20, 2007

office bike

Derived from the original town bike. Derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman , one who is said to have been ridden by many or most of the town's men. She's the office bike, shes been ridden by everybody.

1: Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) admitting having had sex with Alotta Fagina (Fabiana Udenio) in Austin Powers (1998): ' Don't worry about the Italian bird , okay? She's the village-bicycle . Everyone's had a ride .'
2: A: "Wow that fill-in receptionist is cool" B: "nah forget her she is the office bike".

by ferret March 2, 2007

a big lick

Something that cost a lot, or more than expected. Used when expressing surprise or concern over the price of something.

Hey that was a big lick. I thought it would be less than that.

Well I can’t afford it now after the lawyers fees that was a big lick

by Ferret December 12, 2006