42 definitions by fauxbourdon
Pronounced "fyook" (rhymes with "puke").
verb: to suck or draw in air through the vagina.
noun: the act or occurrence of sucking air into the vagina. Usually followed by a regular queef as the air is released.
Etymology: "queef" in reverse.
verb: to suck or draw in air through the vagina.
noun: the act or occurrence of sucking air into the vagina. Usually followed by a regular queef as the air is released.
Etymology: "queef" in reverse.
The stripper knelt over my dollar bill, spread her legs, and feeuqed it up.
Donna can queef on command, but she has to feeuq beforehand.
Donna can queef on command, but she has to feeuq beforehand.
by fauxbourdon December 7, 2005
The present participle of quofe.
Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 5, 2005
Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 5, 2005
(noun): Semen (cum/jizz/splooge/etc.).
Origin: hybrid of "ambrosia" (the mythical food of the Greek gods) and "blow" (to perform oral sex; to ejaculate).
Origin: hybrid of "ambrosia" (the mythical food of the Greek gods) and "blow" (to perform oral sex; to ejaculate).
Odysseus thrust his phallus into Penelope's mouth up to the hilt and filled her with his sweet Ithacan amblowsia.
by fauxbourdon December 8, 2005
(noun): the emotion one feels when another person hooks up with one's girlfriend, or when another person hooks up with a woman one desires for oneself.
See also: vajealous, adj.
See also: vajealous, adj.
When Frank heard that Brenda had been sleeping around behind his back, he felt an intense pang of vajealousy.
by fauxbourdon December 8, 2005
Alternate spelling of quofe.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss he would quof and splatter urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 5, 2005
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 5, 2005