3 definitions by evenbilljameshatesyou
Lil' Puppet: hey foo, you ever gonna marry your hyna, Mousie, a?
Joker: chale ese, i proposed a couple weeks ago
Lil' Puppet: for reals foo? congratulations a
Joker: for reals, she tolls me she was pregnant and i was all, "for reals? we better get married a."
Lil' Puppet: thas the chicano proposal right there mang, thas wassup vato.
Joker: chale ese, i proposed a couple weeks ago
Lil' Puppet: for reals foo? congratulations a
Joker: for reals, she tolls me she was pregnant and i was all, "for reals? we better get married a."
Lil' Puppet: thas the chicano proposal right there mang, thas wassup vato.
by evenbilljameshatesyou January 20, 2022
an advanced baseball statistic (h-hr)/(ab-k-hr+sf) that is used typically by non-athletic caucasian american nerds to attribute the skill of hitting to a random chance. this term is used mostly in conversation by nerds with other nerds to soothe the pain of rooting for a crappy low payroll baseball team that can't get the big hits to win games. when used by a nerd with a non-nerd, it is used in a condescending manner to exemplify their superior knowledge of crappy players and teams who are supposed to be good but aren't because of BABIP.
sabean: "i knew freddy sanchez was going to be clutch and take it to cliff lee in game 1 of the world series and give us the momentum we needed to finally win a world series championship".
beane: "hahaha, you do realize that it was just a fluctuation in BABIP right? oh wait, i forgot, hahaha...you don't know what that is. let me explain...."
beane: "hahaha, you do realize that it was just a fluctuation in BABIP right? oh wait, i forgot, hahaha...you don't know what that is. let me explain...."
by evenbilljameshatesyou May 8, 2011
when an established fictional universe, work, or series which originally was centered around white characters is restarted and recast with black actors.
nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "you see that new rebootlip of Wonder Years?"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer two: "yeah it stunk"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "really?! it wasn't any good?"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer two: "nah, it was good, just the whole cast is black now and they looked like they stunkd"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "yeah these rebootlips are outta control, heard they gonna rebootlip Dr Doolittle and call it Doctor Dindunuffin"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer two: "yeah it stunk"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "really?! it wasn't any good?"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer two: "nah, it was good, just the whole cast is black now and they looked like they stunkd"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "yeah these rebootlips are outta control, heard they gonna rebootlip Dr Doolittle and call it Doctor Dindunuffin"
by evenbilljameshatesyou December 13, 2021