Third Wheel

One who deters the socialization of a couple, perhaps when being invited out of pitty or through a feeling of duty. This person may be eased into the situation by being allowed to stay in an envirnment he or she has become accustomed to (perhaps a kitchen, where the third wheel can bake cookies for the couple.) The third wheel may feel uncomfortable about watching the couple canoodle on his her her sofa, but none of this is taken into consideration.

Emma is such a third wheel/ cock blocker.

by Emu December 14, 2004

drag strip

A track built for the baddest ass thing in the world

The pressure from the noise at the dragstrip felt hot on my face

by emu March 05, 2003

sorry

a feeling or expression of remorse

im sorry im such a hypocrite

im sorry that i posted an evil deffinition

im sorry that you think im stuipid for listening to my ipod

im sorry youre so amazing

im sorry that we arent the same person anymore

im sorry that you keep hurting yourself unintentionally

im sorry that you are so cold in the mornings you have to wear a ski suit

by Emu December 14, 2004

Horace

The mole previously described as the unfortunate carrier of the repulsive growth better known as Jim.
You have to pay extra for it... unfortunately.

Batteries not included; order within the next 5 days and receive free exclusive Horace Hairs. ORDER YOURS NOW!

"Can I have a HORACE please?"
"Yes... Yes you can."
"Do I have to pay extra?"
"No... No you don't."

by Emu April 13, 2005

itiagbsl

I think I'm gonna be sick laughing!

haha a fat guy making an ugly face. itiagbsl.

by emu March 15, 2005

frink

A mythical ancient Greece creature, with the head of a goose and the legs of a chicken

That frink has his hand in a cow's bottom.

by Emu April 07, 2004

LSD

lsd is pretty good but if your hardcore you should BZ

this jizz face said hey you wanna buy some lsd? so i punched him in the throat and said yer a lightweight.Im doin BZ and goin to the drag races

by emu March 05, 2003