elvis's definitions

plastic cow

slang term for the small containers of cream or half-n-half that usually accompany a coffee or similar hot drink at a restaurant.

I needed to drain three plastic cows to get the right color for my coffee.

by Elvis March 15, 2004

xenoizzle

nice looking alien

Yo, da xenoizzle was fizzle wit ma nizzle, mad alien ho.

by elvis July 23, 2003

dime bar

numpty

"richard you dime bar"

(to the person who wrote the first definition-steve dave- either you are a mallrats fan or have a class name which is it?)

by Elvis July 14, 2003

roastify

To utterly dominate someone in some form of head-to-head combat, usually used in the context of fighting games. see also own3d

You suck! You totally let that guy roastify you!

by Elvis November 10, 2003

cranktacular

adj. so beautiful that it inspires furious masturbation. usually used to describe a woman.

That chick's ass is so cranktacular.

by Elvis November 10, 2003

Hater

what a bunch of people that post def. on this site are.

These people are the biggest haters I've ever seen.

by elvis June 27, 2003

Douche

How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.

Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.

by elvis December 8, 2003