3 definitions by eekemper

snorked

the act of having your crotch sniffed by an unfamiliar dog

I tried to act cool in front of her parents while her fucking Doberman snorked me

by eekemper December 7, 2004

squack

Spanking the vulva prior to, in between, or after sexual intercourse of any kind.

As I ate her out, I gave her a couple of squacks, which made her gasp.

by eekemper December 7, 2004

gibbledy-goo

the cum left in a condom after use

When I tore the condom off, a big wad of gibbledy-goo went flying and ended up hanging off the rafters. "Try explaining that one to the cleaning lady," I said.

by eekemper December 7, 2004