11 definitions by dwaynetrobinson
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
Bro 1: Yo, so me and Guadalupe were goin’ at it in her little sister's room, bro.
Bro 2: Was her sister in the room?
Bro 1: (pause)
Bro 2: Mout.
Bro 2: Was her sister in the room?
Bro 1: (pause)
Bro 2: Mout.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Bro 2: Yo, did you and Gaudalupe do it after dinner last night?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
An estimation of a females’s amount of past sexual partners, intended in a derogatory, judgmental, ignorant, and hypocritical manner.
Bro 2: Yo, you planning to have sex with Guadalupe, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.
"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
1. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued sexual intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
Bro 2: Yo, I noticed that you've been seeing Guadalupe a lot lately, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
The state of being infuriatingly indecisive but clouding it in a passive-aggressive illusion of being open, forcing a partner into an infuriating game of process of elimination they cannot win.
“Where do you want to go to dinner?”
“I don’t care. You pick. Anywhere is fine by me.”
“Okay. Let’s go to Olive Garden.”
“I don’t want to go there.”
“How about T.G.I.Friday's?”
“I don’t want that.”
"Chili's?"
"No."
“Arby's?”
“No.”
“McDonald’s?”
“No.”
“White Castle?”
“No.”
“BITCH, THAT IS EVERY RESTAURANT IN THIS TOWN. STOP BEING PICKY-WASHY.”
“I don’t care. You pick. Anywhere is fine by me.”
“Okay. Let’s go to Olive Garden.”
“I don’t want to go there.”
“How about T.G.I.Friday's?”
“I don’t want that.”
"Chili's?"
"No."
“Arby's?”
“No.”
“McDonald’s?”
“No.”
“White Castle?”
“No.”
“BITCH, THAT IS EVERY RESTAURANT IN THIS TOWN. STOP BEING PICKY-WASHY.”
by dwaynetrobinson November 28, 2017