dudeinwales's definitions

Taiwan

Taiwan is a province of China (regardless of what your political views are). The official names used for Taiwan are

*Taiwan, People's Republic of China (on the mainland).
*Taiwan, Republic of China (on Taiwan).

Until the DPP gets into office and holds a successful referendum on renaming the state "Taiwanminguo" it will be a province of China regardless which side of the straits you live. I have never been able to understand why so many Taiwanese are so selfish as to be unwilling to advocate retaking the mainland. After all, compared to Taiwan, the mainland is a basketcase. Hopefully someday there will only be one Chinese Republic. Taiwan will be able to help the mainland to recover from the effects of Communism. I really hope Taiwan doesn't declare independence since that would further legitimise Communist rule on the mainland. The DPP are selfish scumbags.

by dudeinwales October 22, 2006

VANK

VANK is the psuedonym of a prolific Korean spammer.

Me: Shit, VANK just sent me millions of spam e-mails about some shit called Dokdo. Whatever.

by dudeinwales October 24, 2006

Hyundai Asan

A South Korean labour contractor in North Korea. Defends its' operations by claiming that conditions for Hyundai-Asan contracted workers is better than for other people in North Korea. Pays the North Korean government for North Korean labour instead of the actual workers (much like Krupps and German companies paid the Nazi authorities for Jewish labour during World War Two).

North Korean: Before Hyundai Asan came to North Korea, I never had enough tree-bark to eat!
Me: Dude, you eat tree-bark? That sucks balls. Kim Jong-il is a dickhead.

by dudeinwales October 24, 2006

Corea

A name for Korea that you must use with Koreans unless you want them to get VANK to send you millions of protest letters.

Me: Oh, I love Korea.

Korean: No you dumb Yankee, it's Corea! The Japanese imperialists blah,blah,blah...Dokdo, blah...East Sea of Korea, blah...

by dudeinwales October 22, 2006

Sea of Japan

The sea which seperates Korea and Japan (thank God).

Japanese guy: I'm so glad the Sea of Japan exists. Otherwise there would be Koreans all over the place.

by dudeinwales October 23, 2006

Republic of China

China's official name. Most dumbass Americans don't even know it exists, which is made worse by the fact that they legitimised the Communist enslavement of 1.2 billion Mainlanders by betraying the Chinese Republic and recognising Communist rule over all of China (including Taiwan), and don't even fucking know it. But it's to be expected, since Americans are clueless about anywhere else.

Me: I think it's terrible that the US doesn't support the Republic of China in cross-straits tensions.

American: Taiwan is an independent country and not a province of China, blah, blah...

Me: Regardless of which government you support, Taiwan remains a province of China you wierdo.

American: WTF?

Me: Americans are ignorant wierdos.

by dudeinwales October 24, 2006

Dokdo

Some shitty rock that Koreans go ape shit about. No-one else could give a toss, though.

Korean: Dokdo Islet in East Sea of Korea belong to Korea! AZN PRIDE *cuts off his finger*

Non-Korean: Yeah, whatever man.

by dudeinwales October 23, 2006