dudeinwales's definitions

Hyundai Asan

A South Korean labour contractor in North Korea. Defends its' operations by claiming that conditions for Hyundai-Asan contracted workers is better than for other people in North Korea. Pays the North Korean government for North Korean labour instead of the actual workers (much like Krupps and German companies paid the Nazi authorities for Jewish labour during World War Two).

North Korean: Before Hyundai Asan came to North Korea, I never had enough tree-bark to eat!
Me: Dude, you eat tree-bark? That sucks balls. Kim Jong-il is a dickhead.

by dudeinwales October 24, 2006

RESPECT

The stupid name of an even more retarded leftist/Islamist political party in the UK. George Galloway is its' best known member and MP, and he is a gobshite.

Me: RESPECT are retarded.
Person 2: Got that right.
Me: George Galloway is also retarded, and is a Marxist gobshite.
Person 2: Indeed.

by dudeinwales October 22, 2006

Yankee

When used in most of the world: an American
When used in Asia: any white person
When used in the USA: Someone from New England

Koreans call me a Yankee, even though I'm not from the US.

by dudeinwales November 16, 2006

New Labour

The Labour Party without the Labour. See also: Old Liberal Party.

The whole point of the Labour Party was so that working class people wouldn't have to vote Liberal any more. Now Labour are the new old Liberals, the Conservatives are the old New Labour, and the LibDems are somehow the old Tories and the old Labour Party at the same time. British politics makes no sense...

by dudeinwales October 26, 2006

Communism

Communism is a shitty socio-political system common to Cuba, China, Israel, North Korea, Vietnam, and Belarus.

I once visited a country under Communism and it was shit.

by dudeinwales October 22, 2006

Dokdo

Some shitty rock that Koreans go ape shit about. No-one else could give a toss, though.

Korean: Dokdo Islet in East Sea of Korea belong to Korea! AZN PRIDE *cuts off his finger*

Non-Korean: Yeah, whatever man.

by dudeinwales October 23, 2006

Republic of China

China's official name. Most dumbass Americans don't even know it exists, which is made worse by the fact that they legitimised the Communist enslavement of 1.2 billion Mainlanders by betraying the Chinese Republic and recognising Communist rule over all of China (including Taiwan), and don't even fucking know it. But it's to be expected, since Americans are clueless about anywhere else.

Me: I think it's terrible that the US doesn't support the Republic of China in cross-straits tensions.

American: Taiwan is an independent country and not a province of China, blah, blah...

Me: Regardless of which government you support, Taiwan remains a province of China you wierdo.

American: WTF?

Me: Americans are ignorant wierdos.

by dudeinwales October 24, 2006