kp

An (unused) Korean internet domain. Even DPRK government websites are located in Japan or the US, because there is no such thing as an ISP in Kimjongilland. Hence, no websites.
Korea is really poor, that's why there are no websites on .kp.
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006
mugGet the kpmug.

Chosunjok

Chosunjok (also known as Chinese-Koreans) is a term referring to ethnic Koreans who live, or were brought up in, mainland China.
I really like Chosunjok people, they are in my opinion kinder, friendlier and more open-minded than South Koreans. Also, Chosunjuk women are really hot.
by dudeinwales October 25, 2006
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Uri Party

Oops! You probably meant: Korean Worker's Party.

Uri Party is the southern branch of the Korean Worker's Party of Korea, which is led by Kim Jong-il. Roh Moo-hyun who is a retarded gobshite, is South Korea's president and close to the Uri Party. Ban Ki-moon, who is also close to the Uri Party and a Marxist gobshite, is now the UN Secretary-General.
Me: You're giving money to the Korean Worker's Party who are starving, torturing and murdering thousands of innocent North Koreans! You people are horrible bastards!
Uri Party: Yeah, we really feel their pain, but now we're going to give Kim Jong-il more of our money to keep him in Hennessey. Besides, it's cheaper than actually HELPING the North Koreans. Also, we're Marxist fucktards.
by dudeinwales March 01, 2007
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Northern Ireland

A smelly shithole. Thankfully seperated from the Republic by a border, which is unfortunately no longer militarised due to the evacuation of British troops.
Me: Thank God I don't actually live here in Northern Ireland! It's shit.
Northerner: No it isn't!
Me: Actually, it is. Belfast looks like a fucking concentration camp or something. What's with all the barbed wire and fences! And the retarded chavs who attack policemen, firefighters, and anyone wearing the wrong soccer jersey, the paramilitaries, Orangemen, need I go on?!
Northerner: You're right, feck this, I'm moving to the West Country. Or Wales. Or the South. Even Glasgow isn't as shite as this armpit.
Me: Now you're thinking straight. I'll book a ticket on Ryanair and get us the feck out of here. Let's never speak of it again.
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006
mugGet the Northern Irelandmug.

New Labour

The Labour Party without the Labour. See also: Old Liberal Party.
The whole point of the Labour Party was so that working class people wouldn't have to vote Liberal any more. Now Labour are the new old Liberals, the Conservatives are the old New Labour, and the LibDems are somehow the old Tories and the old Labour Party at the same time. British politics makes no sense...
by dudeinwales October 26, 2006
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Yankee

When used in most of the world: an American
When used in Asia: any white person
When used in the USA: Someone from New England
Koreans call me a Yankee, even though I'm not from the US.
by dudeinwales November 16, 2006
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Communism

Communism is a shitty socio-political system common to Cuba, China, Israel, North Korea, Vietnam, and Belarus.
I once visited a country under Communism and it was shit.
by dudeinwales October 22, 2006
mugGet the Communismmug.