dudeinwales's definitions

Dokdo

Some shitty rock that Koreans go ape shit about. No-one else could give a toss, though.

Korean: Dokdo Islet in East Sea of Korea belong to Korea! AZN PRIDE *cuts off his finger*

Non-Korean: Yeah, whatever man.

by dudeinwales October 23, 2006

Sea of Japan

The sea which seperates Korea and Japan (thank God).

Japanese guy: I'm so glad the Sea of Japan exists. Otherwise there would be Koreans all over the place.

by dudeinwales October 23, 2006

Yankee

When used in most of the world: an American
When used in Asia: any white person
When used in the USA: Someone from New England

Koreans call me a Yankee, even though I'm not from the US.

by dudeinwales November 16, 2006

New Labour

The Labour Party without the Labour. See also: Old Liberal Party.

The whole point of the Labour Party was so that working class people wouldn't have to vote Liberal any more. Now Labour are the new old Liberals, the Conservatives are the old New Labour, and the LibDems are somehow the old Tories and the old Labour Party at the same time. British politics makes no sense...

by dudeinwales October 26, 2006

RESPECT

The stupid name of an even more retarded leftist/Islamist political party in the UK. George Galloway is its' best known member and MP, and he is a gobshite.

Me: RESPECT are retarded.
Person 2: Got that right.
Me: George Galloway is also retarded, and is a Marxist gobshite.
Person 2: Indeed.

by dudeinwales October 22, 2006

VANK

VANK is the psuedonym of a prolific Korean spammer.

Me: Shit, VANK just sent me millions of spam e-mails about some shit called Dokdo. Whatever.

by dudeinwales October 24, 2006

Corea

A name for Korea that you must use with Koreans unless you want them to get VANK to send you millions of protest letters.

Me: Oh, I love Korea.

Korean: No you dumb Yankee, it's Corea! The Japanese imperialists blah,blah,blah...Dokdo, blah...East Sea of Korea, blah...

by dudeinwales October 22, 2006