20 definitions by ducksRpeople2

bitch knock

when one woman knocks quietly but urgently on the door of a public restroom that another woman has been occupying for too damn long.

In an attempt to urge the bag lady in the bathroom at Starbucks to hurry the fuck up, Julie employed a bitch knock.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

coronic

very high-quality weed that helps you deal with this fucked-up virus infecting the world

I smoked so much coronic I forgot all about this damn virus and had a great day!

by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020

smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

by ducksRpeople2 August 19, 2011

ghetto-share

when you give friends or family passwords to online accounts, usually streaming services such as HBO, Netflix, etc, so that they do not have to pay for the subscription themselves.

I ghetto-share my Netflix account with my brother 'cause he ain't got a job right now - or a credit card.

by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020

post-nut coma

the condition of lethargy and stupidity a man often experiences after busting a nut.

Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.

by ducksRpeople2 September 5, 2011

drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool

to go diarrhea; or to take an otherwise messy or explosive shit.

After all them nuclear hot wings Joe had to go drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

on-duty booty

sex at work or on the job.

Desiree's been working so much lately the only booty she's been getting has been on-duty booty.

by ducksRpeople2 September 8, 2011