4 definitions by drbazzi

Carnage Board

a.k.a. College Board. Even after sucking all money and vitality from its victim student, it continues to feed on the remaining corpse through "special offers" and not-so-subtle advertising. Hence, "Carnage" Board.

Kyle: You're as emaciated as a skeleton, Rachel! What happened?
Rachel: I survived Carnage Board.

by drbazzi November 2, 2009

Smize

"Smile with your eyes," as coined by supermodel Tyra Banks on the thirteenth cycle of America's Next Top Model. Ever since its introduction, the term became part of the daily lexicon of Tyra and her minions. The art of smizing is epitomized by the legendary Super Smize.

For more examples of Tyraspeak, see "tension", "H2T", and "Ty-over".

Tyra: You need to smize more in your pho-to.
Erin (C13): "Smize"?
Tyra: Smiling with your eyes.
Erin (C13): Excuse me while I go throuth ("throw up in my mouth").

by drbazzi October 29, 2009

H2T

Head-to-toe modeling, as coined by supermodel Tyra Banks on her show America's Next Top Model. It refers to focusing on all parts of the body while modeling.

For more examples of Tyraspeak, see "smize", "tension", and "Ty-over".

Tyra: I need a little bit more H2T. What does that mean?
Nicole (C13): Umm...
Tyra: Head. To. Toe. Modeling.

by drbazzi October 29, 2009

Tension

In modeling, it refers to the state of exhibiting intense fierceness with one's face and body during a photo shoot. One who does not exhibit tension can be said to resemble a "limp noodle". It quickly became a favorite term of supermodel Tyra Banks on the twelfth cycle of America's Next Top Model, much to everyone's annoyance.

For more examples of Tyraspeak, see "smize", "H2T", and "Ty-over".

Tyra: Try putting a little more tension in yo' body.
Nijah (C12): Unnnnhhh!!! (ejaculates)
Tyra: That's my gurl!

by drbazzi October 29, 2009