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Abortion

The act of terminating the life of an unborn or partially born human born. A sin against the image of God and the intrinsic value of human life. At 6-7 weeks the unborn infant has a heart rate of 90 to 110 beats per minute. Scientific research indicates that an immediate and unreflective pain experience is felt by the fetus from the developing function of the nervous system from as early as 12 weeks. Images during an abortion indicate that the unborn infant reacts and tries to avoid or push against abortion tools.

In an enlightened age of contraception and sexual education, an abortion is usually unjustified. However, it may be necessary in the case of:
a) rape or sexual violence;
b) incest;
c) the high risk of death of the mother and/or child in the act of child birth.

In the eyes of God, abortion is murder. Jeremiah 1:5 indicates that the Lord knew us when we were still in the womb. Exodus 21:22–25 describes the use of the death penalty for one who causes the death of an unborn baby. Whether born or unborn, abortion is killing a human who is made in the image of God.
Wisteria: How awful! With the overturning of Wade versus Roe laws, I am unable to attain my woke goal of having 22 abortions!
Ken: May the Lord forgive you and purify your soul! Abortions are medical procedures that were never meant to be a form of birth control. Abortion is murder.
by doug1ness September 9, 2022
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Bundaberg

An old sugar town that responds to change slowly and it may take twenty years to become a local. The old families of the town are respectful, proud and caring people who don't like the path that the town has taken over the past ten years.

Teenagers congregate on the gutters of the streets because there aren't many things on offer for them in this town. The attitude towards learning is quite negative in the public schools - academic achievement is a low priority, while sport, parties, teen pregnancy and cyber slander are the mainstream. Bundaberg has potential, but the growing feral population is a concern for the future of this town.

Cheap discount stores do well in this town, as do government employees. Without the medical, police, primary industries, education, centrelink and main roads staff, this town would shrivel up.
Jack: "I don't want to work hard. It is boring and I don't care about the future."

Sue: "Well, you'll have to live in Bundaberg, then."
by doug1ness November 9, 2011
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Anti-MAGA

Anti-MAGA defines a group of people who deny nationalism that would otherwise Make America Great Again. Anti-MAGA is defined by the demonization of enemies, suppression of dissent, media control and monopoly, ignoring the constitution, increasing global debt levels and suppressing the principles of the freedom of speech. The resultant denial of freedom by the Anti-MAGA movement is inherently fascist and authoritarian. The philosophy behind this movement is neo-Marxist and post-modern.
Biden: The MAGA Republicans are semi-fascists and are intent on destroying our democracy.

Tucker: So the Anti-MAGA movement wants to suppress dissent and institute a one party democracy. This sounds like fascism to me!
by doug1ness September 7, 2022
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ULTRA MAGA

A legendary conservative movement of decent people that has taken hold in the United States starting in 2015, and gaining popularity with the election of their awesome leader Donald Trump.

The adherents consider themselves to be “America First” Nationalists and truly recognise the fascist ideology the Democrats follow, often claiming “the left” or “AntiFa”(a libtard organized anti fascist movement) to be the real fascists.

Ultra MAGA people work for:

~ Powerful and continuing nationalism
~ Protection of human rights, including the unborn, freedom of speech and freedom of thought
~ Identification of the mass media as blatantly biased and refusing to report the facts
~ Protection of children from deviant sexuality
~ Obsession with national security as necessary for national survival
~ Freedom of religion as a basis for unifying the core values of society
~ Opportunities for business to succeed
~ Opportunities for full employment
~ Balanced discussion within intellectual circles and the arts
~ Obsession with crime and punishment to protect the innocent and serve justice on the guilty
~ To stop the rampant hypocrisy, cronyism and corruption in the Democrat and libtard circles.

The corrupt, dementia riddled President Biden and the demented Dems have clearly targeted the Ultra MAGA crowd. but conservatives everywhere will proudly wear this badge to protect their liberty and to save their nation.
Tim: Have you heard that the media has suppressed another story on Hunter Biden and the Clintons?

Sally: Not again. What we need is an ultra MAGA news channel!
by doug1ness July 20, 2022
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Biden

A person who is suffering from amnesiac dementia and should be treated with compassion yet given greatly limited responsibility.
"What happened this morning?"
"I don't know. I can't recall anything. I had a Biden moment."
by doug1ness July 3, 2021
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wocked

Something (or someone) that fails to perform to expectations - a bit shonky, dodgy, shaky or wobbly. Not very good. Origins circa late 1980's in Central Queensland.
That bicycle wheel has buckled so much that it is wocked!

My boat trip to shore was totally wocked as I became sea sick!
by doug1ness November 13, 2011
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lazer five

High five that does not make contact. Hands are held parallel to each other but not slapped - sometimes a silly buzzing sound is made.
Lazer five for doing a great job, man. But don't forget to wash your hands after picking up that trash.
by doug1ness July 12, 2015
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