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Definitions by desuforeverlulz

How ya dern

How are you doing like Madea says ya'll dern!
How y'all dern?! How ya dern?
How ya dern by desuforeverlulz July 21, 2025

clap them cheeks

Fucking someone with their ass backed up so that it makes a repetitive 'clapping' sound.
1. (adjective) Of or relating to nugs, esp. as opposed to shake.
"Damn, look at all that beautiful, nugular weed."
nugular by desuforeverlulz March 10, 2018

beingasm 

bee-ING-gaz-uhm (noun)
1. a portmanteau of the words "being" and "orgasm"
2. an ecstatic pleasure derived from simply being
"Everything is awesome! I think I'm about to have a beingasm!"
beingasm by desuforeverlulz August 14, 2014
A phrase that instantly deflates the intensity of one's argument.

Commonly used to sound more polite when making a suggestion, or more humble when making an observation. It can also add a subtle flair to an insult.
I think the government is doing a fine job.

I think you should shut the hell up.
I think by desuforeverlulz November 5, 2013

internet nihilism 

The belief that online videogames are intrinsically pointless other than for perhaps better reflexes, if one is also not an existential nihilist.
Are you on facebook?
No, I had to delete my facebook.
Why?
Because I got addicted to farmville.
I know little about it, but it's a fake farm.
It doesn't feel fake Jimmy.

internet nihilism

because reasons 

A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.
Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.

Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.

*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.