by desuforeverlulz July 17, 2012
Get the sawbmug. The proper response to a fail troll who didn't get you the least bit angry. It's based on a scale from 0 to 10 that measures how successful a troll is, where ten is the most successful and zero is the least.
Troll:
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
Oldfag:
0/10, get that copypasta cancer off of my /b/.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
Oldfag:
0/10, get that copypasta cancer off of my /b/.
by desuforeverlulz August 20, 2011
Get the 0/10mug. by desuforeverlulz January 24, 2021
Get the clap them cheeksmug. A phrase that instantly deflates the intensity of one's argument.
Commonly used to sound more polite when making a suggestion, or more humble when making an observation. It can also add a subtle flair to an insult.
Commonly used to sound more polite when making a suggestion, or more humble when making an observation. It can also add a subtle flair to an insult.
by desuforeverlulz November 05, 2013
Get the I thinkmug. Person A:
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?
Person B:
We were just woking smeed.
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?
Person B:
We were just woking smeed.
by desuforeverlulz August 20, 2011
Get the woking smeedmug. A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.
Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.
Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.
*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.
Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.
*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
by desuforeverlulz August 04, 2012
Get the because reasonsmug. by desuforeverlulz March 10, 2018
Get the nugularmug.