daz's definitions

zergling

Sexiest alien ever. A six-limbed raptor bristling with scythes. Great for eviscerating marines, but sucks against fire and energy swords. A very popular creature from Starcraft.

Nydus to base + mass zerglings + full upgrades = cheapest. win. ever.

by Daz April 14, 2005

Voller

Owning hair and/or Facial hair that frankly looks bollock poor.

Instantly you could tell he was a nobhead just by his Voller.

Look at the Voller on him! He looks like he's been combing his hair with a flymo!

by Daz September 22, 2004

sinn fein

Political Wing On The Irish Catholic Terrorists Called The IRA

Apologists For Terrorism

by Daz May 13, 2005

Fexy

To be very pretty but also highly unatainable.

Christ on secondhand green half-penny, look at that Thogg thats just walked in the club!! How Fexy is she? I'm off to relieve me Crunné on in the bogs.

Don't bother talking to her, you'll never Clatt her She's Fexy.

I like her loads, but its obvious she's just Fexy.

by Daz September 22, 2004

godzola

The combination of God the word and God the footballing genius that is Gianfranco Zola....

Can't fink of one at the moment

by daz April 21, 2005

fragster

the most badass chigger in town. enjoys cake and busting faces.

omg, fragster just ate a whole jamaican ginger cake before busting mike tyson's face

by Daz February 22, 2004

Football Factory

A movie bible to all young chavs on their future lives, violence and drugs. Follows the lifes of football hooligans covered in yes, you guessed it, Burberry and shit Parka's.

Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.

White Boy Jemal: "Hey Bruv! Did ya watch The Football Factory"

Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.

White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it

Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.

White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.

by Daz January 24, 2005