daz's definitions

Personal Opinion in Music

This is something every human being should adopt. Everyone is different. Everyone has a different face, different arms, legs or whatever. Same goes for music. Personal opinion is what seperates people the most. And music is something every person enjoys, and everyone is different in this. So will people start, please, to accept that just because someone listens to different music to you, that they are automatically idiots or twats. My music taste is extensive. I listen to mostly Trance and Dance music, but I also like Hip Hop, Rock, Metal, R'n'B, and I even like classical sometimes. I like something of every genre, and I could walk up to anyone on the street, and say 'Hi, I like that' without it making me seem like a pussy or whatever. Because I can accept people have different tastes. All you gangsters, all you grungers, all you goths, All you ravers, you can all get along with each other if you break this barrier of music you all hide behind, and accept different people have different tastes.

Rapper: 'Hey goth, I hate you because you listen to shit music'

Goth: 'Screw you, my music has passion unlike your shite'

Me: 'You are both the same. You both have Personal Opinion in Music If you wore suits and no jewellery and make-up, you would ignore each other and get on with your lives.'

Rapper & Goth 'That man is sensible. I will shake your hand sir and bid you good day'

by Daz March 25, 2006

Spippy Kwazz

To be obviously mad and very crazy. Especially in public places. To be sane challenged.

The tramp just ran at me screaming with his guitar in one hand and half bottle of white lightening in the other, I just stood there petrefied, however once he had reached me he simply leant across and asked me for 5 pence. He was, for sure Spippy Kwazz.

by Daz September 19, 2004

Tunnocks

To mean women's breasts, from the term Tunnocks Tea Cakes.

Have you see the size of her Tunnocks?! She's got nipples like small pancakes.

With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.

When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!

by Daz September 22, 2004

stinky bridge

flap of skin dividing a womans pussy and her arse hole

jany likes me to cross the stinky bridge

by DAZ July 25, 2004

poobah

Used in expressions of bewilderment or frustration.

What the poobah?

by daz November 28, 2003

Mansarino

To own something small and slighly pathetic.

You should have seen that porno, he was talking the talking and walking the walk, but as soon as he whipped out his Crunné on it was Mansarino, she didn't know whether to stick a cocktail stick through it or suck it.

My car is Mansarino, it broke down 8 times on the way to Andorra.

by Daz September 22, 2004

Clatt

To have sexual relations with a certain person. Shag. Bonk.

How nice is she!? I'd love to clatt her Bovobuar thogg. however she's plain Fexy, I don't stand a chance.

I clatt her all night last night, and when I woke up this morning we Clatt again!

He lied, he said she Clatt him.

Do you want to clatt me?

by Daz September 22, 2004