dano's definitions

schmucknutt

A jackass of gargantuan proportions.

"Nice move, shmucknutt!"

by Dano October 18, 2003

sencillo proceder

A Latin-rock band that has a traditional Latin folklore sound with a hint of modern rock. Bands that influence them are: Mana,Jimmy Eat World, Enanitos Verdes, Thursday and more.

"Dude! Sencillo proceder rocks!!!!!"

by Dano December 14, 2004

Lotion Factory

When you cum all over a girls face and it is covered in your jiz.

Her faced looked like a fuckin lotion factory when I was done with her.

by Dano September 20, 2004

monstosaurous

Comprised of the words "monster" and "enormous" with a slight interjection of "saur" as in dinosaur. Can be used in both positive and negative connotations.

Positive Connotation: That girl has monstosaurous boobs.

Negative Connotation: That guy has monstosaurous boobs.

by Dano May 13, 2005

Inch Worm

Referring to a guy with a small dick.

Check out Johnny's inch worm.

by Dano November 25, 2004

taint cringe

The feeling one gets when looking at someone else's wound that gives a cringing sensation in the taint.

Oh my god! Seeing your wicked scar gave me taint cringe!

by Dano January 11, 2017

whatcha smokin?

whatcha thinkin?

I can't believe you drove away with the gas pump still in the tank, dude. Whatcha been smokin?

by Dano December 10, 2003