dano's definitions

monstosaurous

Comprised of the words "monster" and "enormous" with a slight interjection of "saur" as in dinosaur. Can be used in both positive and negative connotations.

Positive Connotation: That girl has monstosaurous boobs.

Negative Connotation: That guy has monstosaurous boobs.

by Dano May 13, 2005

whatcha smokin?

whatcha thinkin?

I can't believe you drove away with the gas pump still in the tank, dude. Whatcha been smokin?

by Dano December 10, 2003

taint cringe

The feeling one gets when looking at someone else's wound that gives a cringing sensation in the taint.

Oh my god! Seeing your wicked scar gave me taint cringe!

by Dano January 11, 2017

leet speak

Lingo that lame obsessed gamers use in stead of normal english- not to be confused with abbreviations for various locations and characters within the game of choice.

Man! I just PAWND sum dum n0085 7w1nkd @55 while he was on CR to CB!!! BS for 244~~!!!
(cr= corpse run, cb=crushbone, both from everquest, not leet speek)

by dano October 17, 2003

sencillo proceder

A Latin-rock band that has a traditional Latin folklore sound with a hint of modern rock. Bands that influence them are: Mana,Jimmy Eat World, Enanitos Verdes, Thursday and more.

"Dude! Sencillo proceder rocks!!!!!"

by Dano December 14, 2004

Lotion Factory

When you cum all over a girls face and it is covered in your jiz.

Her faced looked like a fuckin lotion factory when I was done with her.

by Dano September 20, 2004

Inch Worm

Referring to a guy with a small dick.

Check out Johnny's inch worm.

by Dano November 25, 2004