danbrown4life's definitions

pastriotism

the love and/or loyalty to pastries.

If you fuck apple pies, you have a sense of pastriotism.

by danbrown4life February 8, 2008

dismember

to cut off a guy's member.

Poor Mason... he was dismembered and now he can't ever have sex again!!!

by danbrown4life February 23, 2008

giggle fight

a contest to see who can giggle the most

After Mason challenged me to the giggle fight, I already knew i would win.

by danbrown4life January 27, 2008

tele-rape

to have phone sex with someone against their will.

kind of like verbal rape, only over a telephone.

Mason's girlfriend dumped him because he tele-raped her.

by danbrown4life February 23, 2008

dabbable

the ability to be dabbed.

Salt is very dabbable with a wet cloth.

by danbrown4life February 1, 2008

giggle-gram

a telegram or message that makes you giggle.

or an envelope with laughing gas in it.

"i sent the giggle-gram to mason's house yesterday, and guess what: he was totally giggled shitless!!!!!"

by danbrown4life February 1, 2008

Fatzi

A Nazi that kills fat people, or just hates fat people

After I saw Mason steal the obese kid's lunch to try and starve him, I knew he was a Fatzi.

by danbrown4life February 8, 2008