danbrown4life's definitions

pastriotism

the love and/or loyalty to pastries.

If you fuck apple pies, you have a sense of pastriotism.

by danbrown4life February 8, 2008

giggle fight

a contest to see who can giggle the most

After Mason challenged me to the giggle fight, I already knew i would win.

by danbrown4life January 27, 2008

tele-rape

to have phone sex with someone against their will.

kind of like verbal rape, only over a telephone.

Mason's girlfriend dumped him because he tele-raped her.

by danbrown4life February 23, 2008

urgentemente

a funny spanish word meaning 'urgently'

pronounced err-hentay-mentay

it sounded funny i thought it was urban dictionary worthy.

mason said it.

Mason: the word of the day is: urgentemente!

!Yo quiero un taco urgentemente!

by danbrown4life January 30, 2008

left buttcheek cancer

cancer of the left buttcheek
sometimes abbreviated LBCC

"I can't go to school today. I have left buttcheek cancer."

by danbrown4life January 27, 2008

Fatzi

A Nazi that kills fat people, or just hates fat people

After I saw Mason steal the obese kid's lunch to try and starve him, I knew he was a Fatzi.

by danbrown4life February 8, 2008

grotesquities

pronounced: grow-tess-ka-teez

things that disturb you, scare you, or just make you queezy at the stomach.

Things that are grotesque.

Mason can't watch horror movies because he is easily frightened by the grotesquities.

by danbrown4life February 9, 2008