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noun. The friends of friends that show up at parties and generally disregard the rules of the house making asses of themselves in the process. They are hard to get rid of for fear of offending your close friend that is friends with these people.
I'd invite Phil to the party but he always brings along his douche baggage.
by cynic4000 May 4, 2007
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1. A novel written by George Orwell about the excesses of an authoritarian government.

2. The process of removing pictures, phone numbers and all objects linked to an ex from your life after a break up.
1. 1984 had a lot to say about the excesses of Stalinist Russia.

2. Boys, get the lighter fluid. I'm 1984ing that bitch out of my life.
by cynic4000 February 9, 2007
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