3 definitions by cornmonster
Abbreviated RSS, Restless Status Syndrome is a common malady experience by frequent facebook users, were they repeatedly change there status, sometimes several times a minute, clogging their friends' feed and generally pissing everyone off. It is often caused by social insecurity, excessive boredom, and people thinking they're really funny.
Wow, Hannah just changed her status like thirty times!
That's because she has Restless Status Syndrome.
That's because she has Restless Status Syndrome.
by cornmonster January 6, 2010
by cornmonster June 29, 2010
Mike was taking a stroll in the tropical paradise of Reading Island when a Boola Boola Bird suddenly flew overhead.
by cornmonster December 24, 2009