cool4dude's definitions

patrioticism

Blindly following the leadership of George W. Bush.

He had so much patrioticism that he didn't even care if he died during the next war.

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

foolsmith

One that forges and shapes foolishness, similar to how a blacksmith would forge and shape iron.

The foolsmith start quacking like a duck during the president's state of the union address.

by cool4dude November 7, 2005

jj

It stands for "Just Jesting" and is a sophisticated alternative to jk

Bob: "Hey Gina, you look fat in those pants!"
Gina: "Why you son of a..."
Bob: "JJ!"
Gina: "haha!"

by cool4dude April 18, 2006

Commieball

Slang in reference to the sport soccer -or "football," as it's commonly refered to in all parts of the world that aren't America- it insinuates that the sport is only meant to be played by commies.

Jake laughed at all the people in the field playing commie ball.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

hammered

To be bludgeoned with a blunt object, particularly a hammer/mallet, esepcially in the face.

His face was kind of smushed in and bloody, so I guess he got hammered last night.

by cool4dude December 3, 2005