cool4dude's definitions

Koalrus

The offspring of a Koala and a Walrus.

A cute fuzzy pudgy creature that has tusks and hangs out in trees.

While unicorns are cool, true animal fans know the Koalrus is the ultimate animal.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

br34d

br34d is a food made from w33t. There are, however, other varieties like "wh1t3 br34d" and "ry3 br34d"

You can also heat br34d and make t04st.

Bob had br34d with cereal to have a comp1337 balanced breakfast.

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

vomitcore

Vomitcore can be used in jest to refer to hardcore bands who's singers scream is so incoherrent and raw it sounds as if he may vomit.

Vomitcore is also a hypothetical genre of intense music in which the the vocalist doesn't sing, but merely vomits to the song, allowing the sounds of his upchucking to add to the mood of the music.

The janitor finally finished mopping up the stage after a vomitcore band played.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

hammered

To be bludgeoned with a blunt object, particularly a hammer/mallet, esepcially in the face.

His face was kind of smushed in and bloody, so I guess he got hammered last night.

by cool4dude December 3, 2005

hardcore dancer

A hardcore dancer is a person usually in their teens who has immense quantities of angst due to listening to hardcore and emo music.

These teens will go to concerts wearing tight pants, and tight jeans. Instead of the usual mosh pit, they will take play in hardcore dancing. This consists of swining their arms and legs around in a random fashion attempting to look they like are fighting invisiable enemies all around them.

Hardcore dancers are known to look like idiots, but seem to not care.

Chad demanded that everyone in the mosh pit beat up all hardcore dancers.

by cool4dude April 28, 2005