cool4dude's definitions

Commieball

Slang in reference to the sport soccer -or "football," as it's commonly refered to in all parts of the world that aren't America- it insinuates that the sport is only meant to be played by commies.

Jake laughed at all the people in the field playing commie ball.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

hardcore dancer

A hardcore dancer is a person usually in their teens who has immense quantities of angst due to listening to hardcore and emo music.

These teens will go to concerts wearing tight pants, and tight jeans. Instead of the usual mosh pit, they will take play in hardcore dancing. This consists of swining their arms and legs around in a random fashion attempting to look they like are fighting invisiable enemies all around them.

Hardcore dancers are known to look like idiots, but seem to not care.

Chad demanded that everyone in the mosh pit beat up all hardcore dancers.

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

hammered

To be bludgeoned with a blunt object, particularly a hammer/mallet, esepcially in the face.

His face was kind of smushed in and bloody, so I guess he got hammered last night.

by cool4dude December 3, 2005

jj

It stands for "Just Jesting" and is a sophisticated alternative to jk

Bob: "Hey Gina, you look fat in those pants!"
Gina: "Why you son of a..."
Bob: "JJ!"
Gina: "haha!"

by cool4dude April 18, 2006

foolsmith

One that forges and shapes foolishness, similar to how a blacksmith would forge and shape iron.

The foolsmith start quacking like a duck during the president's state of the union address.

by cool4dude November 7, 2005