2 definitions by cmgc

Direct Inject

A rude fart in which the culprit doesn't lean to allow the odor to escape, instead farts directly into a seat cushion as if impregnating the fibers with a foul time bomb.

Brian sat, exhaled, and direct injected in my new couch. Brian's a dick.

by cmgc January 2, 2014

Perimeter Check

An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.

Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.

by cmgc July 16, 2020