8 definitions by cliffdogg

hi(gh)

An AIM greeting, in which someone who is completely baked initiates a conversation.

Jason: hi(gh)
Marshall: nice, who did you smoke with?
Jason: your mom and dad
Marshall: weird

by cliffdogg July 20, 2008

YOOOOUUUU!!!

Inspired by the inexplicable Soulja Boy hit, Crank Dat. Occurs after a burn, often yelled out by a third party. Directed at the person who dissed as props for a sweet burn. May be exaggerated or diminished depending on how insulted the person is.

Alex: Hey man...why are you wearing a red hat?
Mark: I dunno, it's cool?

(Brian enters room)

Brian: Fred Durst? Is that you?
Alex: aw YOOOOUUUU!!!
Mark: ...fuck you guys *takes off red hat*

by cliffdogg February 18, 2008

texting it in

If phoning it in means doing something without giving a shit, texting it in takes not caring about something to new heights.

Nate: Wow. Barsin took a 3-hour lunch and has been playing mini-putt on the Internet since he got back. What's he thinking?
Brian: Yeah dawg, he's been texting it in for the last 3 months.

by cliffdogg August 17, 2010

essighing

The arduous process of writing an essay, and its tendency to make the writer want to kill themselves...hence the *sigh*

Friend 1: "Hey, want to try heroin tonight?"
Friend 2: "Can't man, I'm essighing all night"
Friend 1: "That sucks. Oh well, more heroin for me!"

by cliffdogg October 20, 2009

go for the five

To do the bare minimum through sheer force of will.

i.e. just show up

Origin: in many University seminar classes, one gets five "participation marks" out of a possible 10 for merely attending the class.

Ben: Ugh man I hate my family and it's Thanksgiving!
Brian: So? Go for the five - eat dinner, hug your grandma, and peace out!
Ben: Yes. I will go for the five.

by cliffdogg October 27, 2010

scentimental

When a certain smell gives you feelings of transcendence. I.e. nostalgia for a time long passed triggered by smell.

Ben: Whoa. This wet pumpkin smells like the mushrooms we took camping last summer! I am getting scentimental over here!

Brian: Something smells like shi-

Dave: ...like my hockey bag from when I was a kid!
Brian: Look at you, being all scentimental!

by cliffdogg October 26, 2011

officially unofficial

A "couple" who can been seen making out at parties together, hanging out at school/each other houses, going to the movies, etc. BUT they insist they aren't dating, mostly because they want to bang other people. Hence why they're officially unofficial.

Dude 1: Whoa, check it out. Matt and Allie are making out again!
Dude 2: Yeah man, they've been officially unofficial for, like, 3 years.

by cliffdogg October 7, 2007