6 definitions by ckeliib
She was so hot, and had me so horny, I went to put it in, and squirt, I didn't even make it in, all I could do was frost the muffin!
by ckeliib June 4, 2009
Services a prosititute offers, and prices for those services
I went to the cathouse the other day and saw this fine piece of ass, but I only had $100 on me, so I asked her what was on the menu.
by ckeliib June 4, 2009
by ckeliib June 4, 2009
My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.
by ckeliib June 4, 2009
by ckeliib June 4, 2009
My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.
by ckeliib June 4, 2009