8 definitions by cit

The Stink Bomb

when a girl has her period, the guy puts his open asshole directly in the opened labiya and rips a huge fart.

Dude I gave Cindy the stink bomb last night and her poon still reaks.

by cit October 28, 2006

The Toilet Bowl

when a guy is fucking a girl from behind, and the other guy is laying down eating her out the guy pulls out of her ass and she shits all over the other dudes dick, she then sucks all the shit off his dick until he cums.

Dude you need to shower after you got the toilet bowl

by cit October 28, 2006

The Legend

When you are fucking a mom in her bed, her daughter walks in and decides to join. You tell her to eat your ass, and as you are cuming you rip a huge beef and perhaps a little turd nugget in her face.

Steve: Man YOU ARE THE MAN AFTER PULLING THE LEGEND
Larry: Yeah I know and the funny part is it was your mom and sister.

by cit October 28, 2006

Cranky Grandpa

when a guy puts his mouth over the girls vagina and she queefs directly into his mouth

I can still taste my girlfriends queef after that cranky grandpa she gave me this morning.

by cit October 28, 2006

The Cheesecake

when a girl has a yeast infection, the guy fucks her, and right as he is about to cum she sucks his dick and swallows the cum and all of the other "chesses" of his dick

Dude right after my girlfriend gave me the cheesecake, I made out with her.

by cit October 28, 2006

Tim Buck Two

when a girl is getting fucked in the ass and another girl is eating out the man's asshole while fingering her own

Sally's asshole is still throbbing after that Tim Buck Two last night

by cit October 28, 2006

Nasal Spray

after the girl gives him head he jerks it right in her face and right before he cums he blows a huge load in her left nostril forcing it to spray out the right.

My bed is mad dirts because my girlfriend nasal sprayed all over the sheets, and my mom had to clean them.

by cit October 28, 2006