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The irony of a white boy shouting abuse and calling anyone with a south Asian appearance at corner shop staff or the taxi driver is a common theme despite using their services. The chav type white boy always has grey cum stained joggers and always has their hands down their pants in full public view. Hear say has it that they are usually the son of a royal/media or corporate person.

The typical white boy doesn't even know that the crown jewels on the queens head were stolen from India, despite the brits changing the story. They don't even know that Pakistan was made into a separate country when it was separated from India, something the white boys forefathers never going to tell and allow this in schools syllabus and curriculum.
Why cos white boy history is clean and the best right? After India was partitioned, the white boys forefather thought them to be racist to call any south Indian a 'paki', a racial slur by white boys.

White boy is also a term by non-other than a white boy to stir up trouble and pretend he was called a white boy when in fact he was inciting racial hatred towards Indian and blacks.
When was the last time (if ever) you heard racial hatred towards a white boy being called white boy?

Also likely to indulge in 'banter' where white boys AND white gals take homo- photos, like white boy mom and son taking a humping each pic, or like some comedian once said, 'sticking a carrot in his ass'.
Staff A: who's that person with the grey cum stained joggers and always putting his stinky sweaty hands down his pants? He's not at home, he's in a public place.
Manager: Dunno, he stares at the females when he does it as well, one of them white boys stared at my missus while shoving his hand down his sweaty pants, so I had to bosh the cunt.
by chav-and-cum-stain-pub January 15, 2017
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