79 definitions by cartman5000

trick

A trick is a bitch or biznatch.

Stop Rippin on Me You Trick.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

splinter cell

One of the best stealthy video games around.

Sam Fisher kicks ass.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004

volume

The loudness control on a tv, radio, computer, cd player... and more.

Volume controls keeps ppl from becoming deaf.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004

mike valley

The toughest pro skater ever.

Mike valley can kick anyones ass.

by cartman5000 July 28, 2004

wine cooler

A sissy drink. Something sissys think is cool.

Carl the chode drinks wine coolers cuz hes a fuckin sissy.

by cartman5000 July 21, 2004

Ctrl+Alt+Del

The keys u press when ur shitty windows computer fucks up and u need to restart.

My shitty windows computer fucked up fo the 5th time in 10 min.

by cartman5000 July 26, 2004

chide

A needle dick (a dick thats super long but thin as hell).

It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!

by cartman5000 August 5, 2004