cardenio's definitions

cwrw

Cwrw is Welsh for beer or ale. Even if a welshman is not a fluent welsh speaker, it is very likely he will know the meaning of this word.

Cwrw Gorau Cymru - The good beer of wales

by Cardenio March 30, 2004

upper peninsula

the most-ignored location on the map

"hey, michigan is shaped like a hand!"

by cardenio February 4, 2005

live journal

live journal (lj) – n. Free online blogging service.
analogy Live journals are like ropes. They help you climb the social ladder. However, the rope (lj) only works if you reach out (type in your password) and grab it (pick a cool color scheme, generally an unreadable one) and pull yourself up (write daily updates as to how your life is going and how stupid everything else is, then open the forum for comments). It also helps to post some hawt pictures of yourself, especially when posed with two or three members of the opposite sex.

www.livejournal.com/users/apec766

by cardenio April 6, 2005

hawt

hawt – adj. Trying very hard but completely failing at making yourself physically attractive, especially in front of a camera. Modern English: hot > Old English > hát

aren't these pictures on my livejournal so hawt?

by cardenio October 15, 2006

freshman

freshman – n. Annoying person who doesn’t know their way around, thinks they know everything, or can’t respect the rules of seniority. Often a ninth-grader.

I know you were here last year. You're still a freshman!

by cardenio April 6, 2005

michigan

a place where your horoscope is correct more often than the weather channel

"independence day fireworks have been canceled due to heavy snow and low visibility"

by cardenio February 4, 2005

loser

loser – n. A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. Upon arrival on the ground, losers begin to befriend fellow groundlings and realize how much fun a person can have when gravity isn’t an issue. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much. They will end up laughing about it later, anyways. Every now and then, a loser will glance at the top of the social ladder, but it is never long before they realize how pointless and stupid the top of the ladder is.

person: you're a loser and a nerd, i hate you.
loser: ok

by cardenio April 6, 2005