btezra's definitions

numbnut

someone who is not only as stupid or rather idiotic, but also unintelligent or a complete fuckup

"I hear that Johnny shot himself in the head while cleaning out a loaded shotgun before he headed out for the opening of dear season, what a numbnut!"

by btezra October 25, 2002

nuggs

a perfectly groomed and manicured bud of dank marijuana

"...bring over your bong tonight, I just hooked up with an ounce of tasty nuggs!"

by btezra October 25, 2002

Joe-sized Dump

1. A monolithic crap of such epic proportion that its aroma has been know to travel far distances, well up to 50 feet and cause co-workers to throw up after catching a whiff.
*named after Joe, one of the technicians who can clear an entire office after taking a crap.

The clients came for a metting yesterday to our offices but after catching one whiff of that Joe-sized dump the receptionist took they left the offices running for their lives.

by btezra October 20, 2005

the dank

meaning the absolute tastiest; the best; of the highest quality - when applied to marijuana, a.k.k. the cannabis plant

"Did you get a taste of <i>the dank</i> nuggs that Billy Bob has?

by btezra October 24, 2002