btezra's definitions

wagging the slinky

to masterbate; jerk off; make the one eyed monkey spit; to pleasure oneself {male version}

can be done alone/solo, or in the presence of another or group of others

by btezra October 28, 2002

nookie

the act of getting it on, making whoopie, doing the horizontal boogie or simply fucking

"I got me some damn good hot-ass nookie last night"

by btezra October 24, 2002

nuggs

a perfectly groomed and manicured bud of dank marijuana

"...bring over your bong tonight, I just hooked up with an ounce of tasty nuggs!"

by btezra October 25, 2002

Joe-sized Dump

1. A monolithic crap of such epic proportion that its aroma has been know to travel far distances, well up to 50 feet and cause co-workers to throw up after catching a whiff.
*named after Joe, one of the technicians who can clear an entire office after taking a crap.

The clients came for a metting yesterday to our offices but after catching one whiff of that Joe-sized dump the receptionist took they left the offices running for their lives.

by btezra October 20, 2005