btezra's definitions

nookie

the act of getting it on, making whoopie, doing the horizontal boogie or simply fucking

"I got me some damn good hot-ass nookie last night"

by btezra October 24, 2002

shitload

meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch

Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.

by btezra October 23, 2002

Joe-sized Dump

1. A monolithic crap of such epic proportion that its aroma has been know to travel far distances, well up to 50 feet and cause co-workers to throw up after catching a whiff.
*named after Joe, one of the technicians who can clear an entire office after taking a crap.

The clients came for a metting yesterday to our offices but after catching one whiff of that Joe-sized dump the receptionist took they left the offices running for their lives.

by btezra October 20, 2005

nuggs

a perfectly groomed and manicured bud of dank marijuana

"...bring over your bong tonight, I just hooked up with an ounce of tasty nuggs!"

by btezra October 25, 2002