brendan's definitions

freshperson

Politically correct term for an American 1st year high school student.

The professor used freshperson on a survey instead of freshman, he was later laughed at until the cows came home.

by brendan September 9, 2004

doss

adj. Scots derogatory term. Often prep. of 'cunt' in context of a fucked, stupid and not with it/not awake individual.

"Tam ya doss cunt get tae fuck"

by brendan January 19, 2004

jibberish

See gibberish. "Jibberish" is a common mispelling.

-How do you spell gibberish Michael?
-But miss! I've already answered today! - ok,erm, J..
-WRONG!

by brendan September 6, 2004

hard

What someone may be named if they have an erect donger.

''Look at him, he's gone hard!''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

iyss

Acronym: If You Say So

Johnny says:
have you heard the new Britney Spears song?
brendan says:
yeah some of it
brendan says:
then i turned the radio off
Johnny says:
i like it
Johnny says:
its good :)
brendan says:
iyss

by brendan May 25, 2004

Is it because I is black?

Phrase coined by Ali G - the ironically white, Cambridge educated comedian who has made a really successful career out of his TV persona/s. Ali G is actually called Sasha Baron Cohen and is not a Muslim. The phrase follows his screen belief that he is a black gangster from Staines (England).

Police officer: Can you please move back to the side sir or we will have to take you to the station?
Ali G: Wait a minute, come on, is it because I is black?

by brendan September 14, 2004

UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON

uber paranoid urbandictionary.com user. thinks he is funny too unfortunately

UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON: "Create a new e-mail address at yahoo or hotmail or whatnot and post all definitions from it and use a fake address for recommending deletions, unless your penis is small and you need offers to make it bigger."

by brendan May 15, 2004