brendan's definitions

Black Russian

Alcoholic cocktail containing vodka and brandy.

-"One Black Russian please."
-"How do you make that sir?"
-"Aha, now I will tell you how..."

by brendan September 7, 2004

SQA

Acronym: Scottish Qualifications Authority. Association of fucktards that sometimes like to oversee you being failed in subjects such as English whilst you are clearly deserved of a good grade and illiterate peers who have hardly looked at a book in their lives are passed.

Fuck the SQA, fuck the SQA, fuck the SQA, YO!

by brendan August 12, 2004

PB

Acronym: Personal Best. Sports term, particularly related with swimming and athletics.

"Man, what a fucking race! I went out in 27.3 and did 58.1, a new PB! Stokz0red"

by brendan September 6, 2004

taliwhacker

Any person or thing who kills, destroys or in anyway insults the taliban or any taliban member by any means.

George Bush is a Taliwhacker

by Brendan May 7, 2005

Groene Driehoek

Used to define a place which totally sucks.

"I won't ever come near the Groene Driehoek, I heard this man Steenbergen was an awful idiot."

by Brendan February 4, 2005

bugged

Tapped for information by means of a small, conspicuous electronic device.

Will Smith was bugged multiple times in the film "Enemy of the State."

by brendan July 1, 2004

livi

Short for Livingston. A town in Scotland of 90,000 people most noted for a skate park, shopping complex and football team.

I've lived in Livingston for the last 14 years...there's got to be worse places right?

by brendan August 7, 2004