brendan's definitions

Athens

Olympic host city for the 2004 games. Capital of Greece.

"He should be in Athens, look at him go."

by brendan August 13, 2004

LAFD

Acronym: Los Angeles Fire Department

The LAFD have had to work hard due to the recent fires in the area due to global warming. Fortunately the LAFD aren't as corrupt as the LAPD and the fires were dealt with well.

by brendan September 5, 2004

gozo.

Some crappy thing that sucks

my gozo is some crappy thing that really sucks.

by Brendan February 21, 2004

demaralizing

An extremely gay person who hums songs to themself and in the middle of the sad humming breaks into a rage destroying everything in site. After coming out of the trance like destruction state the subject is cool with everything.

The boy with the tiny penis demaralized everything after being rejected by the ugly girl at the cafeteria.

by Brendan December 2, 2004

666!

The number of the excited beast. A variant of the standard number of the beast 666.

666! is 1.010632 x 10^1593. I'm sure you'll agree that this is a very big number and is too big to be shown in full!

by Brendan July 5, 2004

milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

m203

The M203A1 is a 40mm, single shot, breech loaded, pump action, shoulder fired grenade launcher. It is used by both American and Canadian forces. It is mounted under the barrel. It ranges from 100-400m adjustable in 50m increments. The most commonly used rounds are smoke, CS, and HE rounds. It weighs 1.3kg unloaded and 1.8kg loaded depending on the round. It is simple to operate, take apart, and clean.

The M203 Grenadier took out a trench from 350m.

by Brendan September 29, 2004