brendan's definitions

Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003

doric

NE Scotland language/dialect.

Fit like stranger, far d'yi bide?

by brendan May 20, 2004

NO2

Nitrous Oxide
1. Used in vehicles as a boost in speed but is street illegal.
2. Bodybuilding supplement; designer creatine.

1. NO2's in the boot.
2. NO2 doesn't work any better than standard creatine monohydrate.

by brendan September 20, 2004

exams

memory tests

i passed the exam because i remembered answers to all the potential questions.

by brendan May 19, 2004

dmsn

Improved version of MSN instant messenger. Not made by Microsoft Network. Name changed to Mercury to avoid getting sued off Microsoft. Allows you to show what song you're listening to and other stuff like that.

22:14:13 Some people call me Maurice says:
wots wi ur name howd u get it to show the songs?
22:14:26 brendan 22:14 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
its dmsn
22:14:27 brendan 22:14 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
google up

by brendan September 21, 2004

lrf

Long Range Forecast.

What's the TWO lrf looking like for that period?

by brendan March 1, 2005

lifter

1.Someone that steals goods from shops - a thief a (shop)lifter
2.A weightlifter.

1.Winona Ryder
2.Arnold Schwarzenegger (he is no politician!)

by Brendan October 2, 2003