brendan's definitions

asl

1. Above Sea Level
2. Age Sex Location
3. American Sign Language

1. Mont Blanc is 4810m ASL
2. allursbaby7: hey, asl?
hotplaya1001: 14/m/canada
alursbaby7: sorry i gtg bye
3. I could never get to grips with ASL so I had to drop it.

by Brendan March 29, 2004

Wee Man

1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)

''Grant put your wee man away''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

quickie

Luceal Ritchie's new business venture, Quickie & Tang.

''I just had a quickie @ quickie n tang, hardly worth my £2 though, she sucked like a donkey''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

pimp hand

using your pimp hand to keep the gurls attracted to you..being a player

keep the pimp hand strong..
"will do will do"

by brendan February 22, 2004

Dolce

An attitude of superiority--living the sweet life. Living with pure class and style.

Living a socialite-esque existence

Is he wearing sunglasses inside? That is so dolce

by Brendan December 4, 2004

camel

A hairy ass mother fucker that needs to shave everyday and also needs to learn how to fight by himself. They tend to group up and beat the shit out of other people and never stick to their own buisness. Also tend to think they own everything

That stupid camel needs to shave her back!

by Brendan February 27, 2004

Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003