brendan's definitions

qwest

To be swindled or cheated out of something, usually money. To not get what you paid for.

Originates from the mega-evil corporation Qwest who does this to every one of their customers.

"Wow... I just got qwested by that taxi driver."

"Qwest you, buddy!"

by Brendan July 7, 2004

DPS

Acronym: Dead Poets Society

Neil, member of the D.P.S. commited suicide because of his father's inability to realise what his son wanted to do in life.

by brendan July 10, 2004

chocolate

1. n. Food product coloured dark brown due to the cacao.
2. adj. Unlikely

1. Chocolate is yummy for my tummy.
2. "That'll be chocolate."

by brendan July 11, 2004

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

by brendan July 11, 2004

indy

Short for Indiana Jones, played by Harrison Ford in the movies.

I want to live like Indy; running around with a cool hat whipping guns out of the hands of bad guys and saving the world at all sorts of exotic locations.

by brendan July 12, 2004

U.K.

Acronym: United Kingdom - The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Home to 58 million people. Capital city is London. Includes the countries England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. The U.K. came into existence in 1606 after the Act of Union was passed. The U.K. flag looks like it does as it is a combination of the Scottish Saltire and the English St. George's Cross.

I live in Scotland, which is in the U.K. but has it's own parliament.

by brendan July 12, 2004

CEO

A guy that earns an average 411 times more than his average blue-collar employee.

Bill Gates is the CEO of Microsoft.

by brendan July 12, 2004