2 definitions by bowdoin

smartassardry

The practice of being a smartass, on a daily basis. smart-ass smart ass smartass.

My mind is always running, thinking of new ways to practice new ways to be a smartass, which is better known as smartassardry.

by bowdoin October 21, 2019

Crowbar

Verb: To insert your arm between a man's legs from behind, reach up, and slap him in the stomach, around the bellybutton.

This process may bring the elbow into contact with the groin, a disconcerting feeling.

"Did you see Jay crowbar Derek last night?"

by bowdoin December 7, 2006