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A drinking game in which the participants watch an episode of Dynasty and they have to down a shot of liquor each time a character gets slapped in the face. This is not an easy game to win considering that each Dynasty episode was an hour long and the show was known for catfights, therefore the participant who is still coherent and able to stand up when the episode is over is the winner. The term came from a game some of the characters on the short-lived That 80's Show were playing.
John must have been doing dynasty shots last night because when he came into work this morning, he looked like he was nursing a hangover.
by boratfan1 December 5, 2009
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A book that has become a cultural phenomenon as the female version of "He's Just Not That Into You". It is basically a list of pet peeves or turn-offs that women have against men. The book is divided into three parts: things men wear, things men say, and things men do. There are over 300 items listed and while many of them seem like legimitate complaints, others seem downright petty. There is a rating scale for each to measure how much of a turn-off it is which range from minor (red flag/storm cloud) issues to more serious (not getting any/kiss of death) ones that can kill any chance at romance. The book can be found in the humor at section at local bookstores and while it does offer some good advice, men should take it with a grain of salt.
A man who owns a reptile, clips a cell phone to his belt, and uses catchphrases is considered undateable. A man who does anything feminine such as wear makeup or drink cosmopolitans is considered undateable. A man who doesn't pay on the first date or doesn't leave a tip ensures that he won't get a second date.
by boratfan1 September 7, 2010
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Person who calls 911 as a way to summon the police to resolve a minor dispute such as receiving the wrong order at a fast-food restaurant.
A woman in Florida proved herself to be a 911 drama queen when she called because McDonald's couldn't complete her order and apparently they wouldn't give her a refund.

Another 911 drama queen was upset because Burger King supposedly wouldn't let her have it her way but the dispatcher refused to send help.
by boratfan1 March 22, 2013
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Basically, it's two-toned hair. Usually a combination of dark brown or black and blonde. Usually the two colors are patterned in sections or overlap each other to resemble a skunk's fur. Those who follow this trend have no idea how ridiculous they look.
Michelle decided to get the skunk hair look by dyeing the bottom half of her hair blonde.
by boratfan1 December 7, 2010
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Cleaning one's vehicle at a gas station by using the complementary squeegee and water.
I saw John at Chevron giving his ride a ghetto car wash after filling the tank.
by boratfan1 November 5, 2010
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Website comprised of photos taken at actual Walmart stores that show real people who look like they have no idea or just don't care how to present themselves in public. Anything considered socially inappropriate or disgusting from wearing pajamas and slippers to skimpy clothing on fat people to exposed butt cracks to men wearing dresses, you name it..it can be found here. People can submit photos and new ones appear on a daily basis.
by boratfan1 December 31, 2011
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Scott received a 9-month state-paid vacation for driving under the influence with a suspended license.
by boratfan1 February 11, 2010
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