bonzai's definitions

vortex

any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous.

"you better stay away from that Lisa chick. trust me dude, you don't wanna get caught up in that vortex."

by bonzai March 3, 2005

jaw

to talk extensively about something in an overly proud or boastful manner;

also, to ramble on endlessly, usually about trivial on nonsensical stuff

"dude kept jawing about how he scored all kinds of babes "back in the day" !"

"I swear sometimes when I'm on the phone with her, she'll keep jawing until it feels like my ear will fall off!"

by bonzai April 17, 2005

coat rack

another term for a mullet

virgil still kept his coat rack even years after he left tennessee.

by bonzai April 27, 2004

nebular

describing something very cool or awesome

dude your new set of wheels is like totally awesome!

very neb-yoo-larr indeed!

by bonzai January 12, 2004

primed

enthusiastically ready for something, stoked

dude I am so primed for that babefest at Kristy's tonight!

by bonzai February 23, 2005

ROS

short for "right on schedule"

"how are we doing for time? think we'll make our ETA?"

"yep, for sure....ROS baby!"

by Bonzai April 11, 2007

chump down

to put down or undermine someone or their efforts, the opposite of "pump up"

also, to psych out somebody in a negative way

chump down:

"to hell with what they say man....don't ever let anyone chump you down, I know you can pull this off!"

"look man, I know I can chump this guy down...just give me a shot, I know I can get him to fess up!"

by bonzai May 15, 2007