bonzai's definitions

vortex

any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous.

"you better stay away from that Lisa chick. trust me dude, you don't wanna get caught up in that vortex."

by bonzai March 3, 2005

jaw

to talk extensively about something in an overly proud or boastful manner;

also, to ramble on endlessly, usually about trivial on nonsensical stuff

"dude kept jawing about how he scored all kinds of babes "back in the day" !"

"I swear sometimes when I'm on the phone with her, she'll keep jawing until it feels like my ear will fall off!"

by bonzai April 17, 2005

gutterbrain

simply someone whose mind is in the gutter at a particular moment; someone who is preoccupied with sexually explicit thoughts.

- also, the condition of having your mind in the gutter; an instance where sexually graphic thoughts prevails in someone's mind.

"don't be a gutterbrain!"

"my friend, it seems you have a severe case of gutterbrain!"

by bonzai January 15, 2005

lumen

1 : the cavity of a tubular organ or part the lumen of a blood vessel
2 : the bore of a tube (as of a hollow needle or catheter)
3 : a unit of luminous flux equal to the light emitted in a unit solid angle by a uniform point source of one candle intensity

The ReVolt is waterproof and rechargeable with a whopping 300 lumens at full power.

by Bonzai May 31, 2018

chump down

to put down or undermine someone or their efforts, the opposite of "pump up"

also, to psych out somebody in a negative way

chump down:

"to hell with what they say man....don't ever let anyone chump you down, I know you can pull this off!"

"look man, I know I can chump this guy down...just give me a shot, I know I can get him to fess up!"

by bonzai May 15, 2007

ROS

short for "right on schedule"

"how are we doing for time? think we'll make our ETA?"

"yep, for sure....ROS baby!"

by Bonzai April 11, 2007

Roofitation

The phenomenon of having something stuck to the upper part of the mouth, usually while eating peanut butter.

The peanut butter caused roofitation in my mouth and it was extremely annoying

by Bonzai December 8, 2003