52 definitions by bitchuck
A printed book created as a charming parody of a children's book series originally entitled "Curious George".
In the original, "Curious George" engages in various innocent misadventures. In the parody, those misadventures are sexual, and are described through various forms of double entendre and innuendo.
In the original, "Curious George" engages in various innocent misadventures. In the parody, those misadventures are sexual, and are described through various forms of double entendre and innuendo.
The original "Curious George" series may have been suitable for kids. "Bi-Curious George"? It looks to be a small printed book in the same format and style, but is packed with innuendo about his desire for sea men and the monkey business he gets up to with fire fighters. Likely an inside joke, for adults.
Certainly the creeping Darwinism inherent in placing a gay monkey as the lead character will offend the deeply religious.
Certainly the creeping Darwinism inherent in placing a gay monkey as the lead character will offend the deeply religious.
by bitchuck August 9, 2024
A pre-moistened, pre-packaged tissue used to wipe up whatever leftover sperm does not get licked, slurped, swallowed or eaten during a gangbang or orgy.
The use of baby wipes in porn only rubs in for all the spilled spermies that they will never get to make a baby.
by bitchuck August 30, 2024
A brand of male undergarments, created as a clever bit of demographic marketing. The target demographic is male homosexuals in the United Kingdom - a narrow but apparently-profitable niche.
A brand of britches kissing up to the backsides of male homosexuals? It looks like demographic marketers (and their bumchums) will do anything, and kiss any butt, just to chase the pink pound in this country.
by bitchuck August 27, 2024
Prostitutes and call girls would be considered to be sex workers; strippers and porn stars might also be included.
The group of swivel servants sanding around outside, either on coffee break or on strike? Most likely, no... they don't give a f*ck about much of anything other than latching onto the taxpayer's teat every 30 April.
The group of swivel servants sanding around outside, either on coffee break or on strike? Most likely, no... they don't give a f*ck about much of anything other than latching onto the taxpayer's teat every 30 April.
by bitchuck August 15, 2024
by bitchuck September 15, 2024
Engineering.
The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?
by bitchuck September 30, 2023
A conventional gloryhole is a hole made in a wall or partition; a man can insert his penis for sexual stimulation by an anonymous person on the other side. A Czech gloryhole is a form of reverse gloryhole in which someone, male or female, can insert their entire lower body through a specially-fashioned hole in the wall to be sexually serviced by someone on the other side.
Glory holes were once commonplace in adult bookstore "video preview" booths, where they were primarily used by male homosexuals as a means of retaining anonymity. A few still turn up in sex-on-premises venues or in porn.
By contrast, the Czech gloryhole is a neologism and is rare to non-existent in the wild, although Rule 34 states that, if it ever existed, there is indeed porn of it on the Internet.
By contrast, the Czech gloryhole is a neologism and is rare to non-existent in the wild, although Rule 34 states that, if it ever existed, there is indeed porn of it on the Internet.
by bitchuck June 24, 2024