1 definition by biped666
to stake out or case a clothing store's dressing room, waiting for somebody to sling their pants over a partition wall in hopes of grabbing the pair, hastily sliding them on over your own and running about before eventually abandoning the pants at an undisclosed location.
"dude, i was like trying on some slacks at AE when some douche grabbed my dockers and went joy-pantsing. it bummed me out. where the popped collars at?"
by biped666 August 14, 2008