bigwizz's definitions

merry-willson

A short plump woman, generally with a piggy nose and blonde hair. An acquired taste.

The "merry-willson" (named after it's discoverers, Dr. Merry and Professor Willson), can often be found troughing around the suburbs of north-west London. Caution is advised when approaching one in the wild.

by bigwizz February 5, 2005

truckle

Depressingly fat Star Trek fan

Gregory found truckle sized Klingon outfits were always evasive.

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

manticle

A post-op substitute testicle

Look at my fine new pair of manticles

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

bulb smoker

The bulb being the end/gland of a cock,and smocking being the action of sucking, as in smoking the bulb or bulbing for short

that guy steve is such a bulb smoker/ look steves bulbing again for a pay rise

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

mingle

Persistant bit of minge grit

It took me a week to rid myself of that mingle

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

gorey bunkum

The art of jiggery-pokery and all things flighty. The ethereal art of the hypno-fiddler.

Look at Matt; he is the high priest of gorey-bunkum

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

pointy kitty

Frantic and angular Antipodean woman, being both skinny and jagged.

Help, it's the pointy kitty!

by bigwizz February 4, 2005