bigwizz's definitions

bulb smoker

The bulb being the end/gland of a cock,and smocking being the action of sucking, as in smoking the bulb or bulbing for short

that guy steve is such a bulb smoker/ look steves bulbing again for a pay rise

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

smunk

a stupid act of confidence that makes a person look like a dumb ass

hey that was so smunk

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

mingle

Persistant bit of minge grit

It took me a week to rid myself of that mingle

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

padenda

When you throw a punch at someone and you just catch the end of their nose; the waggling action of an almost-punched nose tip.

The punch caused nothing more than a slight padenda.

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

moog

Smooth headed dog with a worried expression; wide of skull and short of leg.

The moog stared balefully at the plate of sausages.

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

truckle

Depressingly fat Star Trek fan

Gregory found truckle sized Klingon outfits were always evasive.

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

merry-willson

A short plump woman, generally with a piggy nose and blonde hair. An acquired taste.

The "merry-willson" (named after it's discoverers, Dr. Merry and Professor Willson), can often be found troughing around the suburbs of north-west London. Caution is advised when approaching one in the wild.

by bigwizz February 5, 2005