6 definitions by bgraves98
A gang/local/slang term used for the city of Indio, located in the infamous high-crime and drug-infested Southern California desert valley, that is the Coachella Valley (or, locally, Desert Empire).
by bgraves98 December 28, 2016
An above-average-crime-filled and illegal drug-infested city of about 93,000+ people situated in the Coachella Valley (or locally known as the Desert Empire, or simply, DE) in the Colorado Desert of Southern California. Also locally known as "I-Town," it is home to some dangerous and territorial street gangs, such as Penn West, the Varrio Jackson Terrace (VJT) gang, and the North Side Indio (NSI) gang. In addition, it is mostly considered to be one of the "non-resort" cities in the valley, along with the neighboring city of Coachella, which is ALSO crime-filled AND drug-infested (obviously), but only significantly worse than Indio. The city itself also smells pretty bad in several areas, such as the front entrace of the city's library (smells of human/cat urine/feces), near the railroad tracks (smells of some... oil? Or?... I'm not sure), and at/near farms and ranches. Pretty much EVERY area south of the I-10 freeway is ghetto, especially the "Old Town" area of Indio. Below-average income, broken economy, bad/putrid smells, horrible and dusty air pollution (even worse on windy days), it's all here! Oh, wait... but it's also home to several annual festivals, so, that's a plus!... I guess. Avoid this very city at almost every cost!
Homie 1: "Foo, everyone knows dat Penn West rules dat I-Town. VPW X3 Gang, f*** da rest, homie!"
Homie 2: "That's right, boi! It's all 'bout dat big bad Indio!"
Homie 2: "That's right, boi! It's all 'bout dat big bad Indio!"
by bgraves98 December 28, 2016
Here's the shortened version of the definition for Indio:
Yet another boring, dry, hot, dusty, agricultural desert city in the eastern half of the Coachella Valley in Southern California. It's 120+ miles inland from the coastal, populated regions. Somewhat similar to the Imperial Valley, only more developed and urbanized. The city has bad air quality at times due to its location being less than 25 miles from the Salton Sea and several other factors, such as its numerous fields and ranches, empty dirt lots, and the sewage plant. Also home to several annual festivals, hence the city's so-called nickname "City of Festvals/Ciudad de Festivales."
Yet another boring, dry, hot, dusty, agricultural desert city in the eastern half of the Coachella Valley in Southern California. It's 120+ miles inland from the coastal, populated regions. Somewhat similar to the Imperial Valley, only more developed and urbanized. The city has bad air quality at times due to its location being less than 25 miles from the Salton Sea and several other factors, such as its numerous fields and ranches, empty dirt lots, and the sewage plant. Also home to several annual festivals, hence the city's so-called nickname "City of Festvals/Ciudad de Festivales."
Random person: Where are you originally from?
Bob: Indio.
Random person: Indio? Where's that?
Bob: It's far too inland in a California desert valley.
Bob: Indio.
Random person: Indio? Where's that?
Bob: It's far too inland in a California desert valley.
by bgraves98 January 23, 2017
A term used for the Coachella Valley by locals (including myself) to separate it from the Inland Empire region in Southern California (don't worry, the valley is really NOT in the IE). It stretches from the small town of Whitewater (next to Palm Springs all the way to the northern and western shores of the horribly polluted Salton Sea. Known also as the "Deadly Empire" or "Death Empire," the valley is infamous for its unbearably hot (115-125°F) and dusty air/pollution, poor water quality (mainly in rural areas), broken economy, high crime rate (most prevalent in Desert Hot Springs, Palm Springs, Coachella, and Indio), high illegal drug use thanks to the local Mexican cartels, and numerous street gangs (such as Penn West in Indio and some Desert Hot Spring Gangs) that are spread EVERYWHERE in this entire 50-to-55-mile-long SoCal desert valley (yes, even in small towns and unincorporated areas)! If you don't mind having to deal with any of the above just mentioned, then this "resort valley" may be for you, and you're a freak of nature. Oh, and make sure to be aware of the local culture shock of the so-called "resort cities," because you will NOT find any joy or luxury here, what-so-EVER!!!
Foo, it's really hot out here in 118°F! Plus, homie, not much to do 'round here!
Boi, it's just anotha' day out here in the Desert Empire! What'd you expect, dawg?!
Boi, it's just anotha' day out here in the Desert Empire! What'd you expect, dawg?!
by bgraves98 December 27, 2016
1. (noun) a low/deep-toned gargling noise
2. (verb) to gargle a liquid with a low/deep tone in their voice
3. (noun) the sound produced by gargling with a low/deep-toned voice
Present use: gorgles, gorgling
Past use: gorgled
2. (verb) to gargle a liquid with a low/deep tone in their voice
3. (noun) the sound produced by gargling with a low/deep-toned voice
Present use: gorgles, gorgling
Past use: gorgled
Boy: I dare you to gorgle water for as long as you can!
Girl: LOL! I don't know about that. I might choke, but I'll try it just for you!
Boy: I'll start recording, then! Ready? Go!
Girl: gorgling water gorgling intensifies spit
Boy: That was pretty good!
Girl: Why, thank you! :)
Girl: LOL! I don't know about that. I might choke, but I'll try it just for you!
Boy: I'll start recording, then! Ready? Go!
Girl: gorgling water gorgling intensifies spit
Boy: That was pretty good!
Girl: Why, thank you! :)
by bgraves98 June 20, 2017
(shortened definition)
1. (verb) to gargle a liquid with a low/deep tone in their voice, or to produce a low/deep-pitched gargling noise
2. (noun) the sound produced by low/deep-voiced gargling
Present use: gorgles, gorgling
Past use: gorgled
1. (verb) to gargle a liquid with a low/deep tone in their voice, or to produce a low/deep-pitched gargling noise
2. (noun) the sound produced by low/deep-voiced gargling
Present use: gorgles, gorgling
Past use: gorgled
*A 17-year-old girl is practices her gorgling technique in her bathroom.*
Girl: *slurps water* *swish swish* *gorgles water* *gorgling intensifies* *spit* Ahh, much better! :)
Girl: *slurps water* *swish swish* *gorgles water* *gorgling intensifies* *spit* Ahh, much better! :)
by bgraves98 June 21, 2017