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The sneaky cop act of staking out a full bar at 2 a.m. to facilitate DUI arrests... a combination of sneaky-shark-parking, originating across the street from Boar's Crossin' in Carlsbad, California. You've been warned.
I didn't even get to turn the key before Officer Bob Snarked me
by beerlawyer March 12, 2010
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A 'crunk-concubine'...A lady friend who wants nothing more than to have sex after drinking and smoking weed....ALL your weed.
Hey Jerry, that Macy Gray lookin' pooba will be your crunkubine if you show her that quarter of of chronic.
by beerlawyer May 7, 2010
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