baugh's definitions

sawhorse

A sawhorse is the act of a man jacking off while sitting on a womens back.

after banging the hell out of my wifes ass, I said, "Hey baby, how about a sawhorse." Without hesitation, she said please.

by baugh November 10, 2004

blind hog

a blind hog is a cock w/ shit clogged in the pee hole due to ass fucking.

I had a blind hog after fucking her in the ass.

by baugh March 27, 2004

DIRT CLOUD

a DIRT CLOUD is one of the last farts you can produce before shitting yourself. It has that real "earthy", sewage like smell. Basically, the smell is equal to the smell of a shitlog laying in your hand.

I was walking behind Hootie and hit let loose w/ one of the stinkiest DIRT CLOUDS I have ever smelled.

by baugh August 12, 2004

queened

the act of a girl sitting on your face.

last night my girlfriend queened me.

by baugh March 27, 2004

CORN KNUCKLING

Slang for fisting one up the ass.

When we got back to my place I asked her if she would be interested in some corn knuckling.... she said yes.

by baugh May 30, 2004

husk fucker

a husk fucker is a person who loves to fuck a hairy person.(i.e. ass,cunt,cock,armpits,legs,etc.etc.)

Fawn was a little hesitant to go to bed w/ Ted,due to her very hairy ass and cunt, but she had heard that he was a HUSK FUCKER.

by baugh August 12, 2004

scatology

scatology is the study of shit. this ,of course, would include the smell,taste,and touch, of not only human, but animal shit as well.

hello, I am Joe and I am at freshman at Pinchaloaf University and my major is Scatology.

by baugh July 3, 2004