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hole

Probably the best female fronted band ever.
Highly overlooked by most grunge teenagers.

If you're a teenage girl,your first Hole album may be a life changing experience.
Forget about all the Courtney Love bullshit,just go buy Live Through This. And pick up a Bikini Kill album along the way.

Hated by a lot of people who's only argument is that "Courtney Love is a murdering bitch!"
I think everybody needs to get over that.
Again,sexism.
It's okay to be an asshole as long as you have a penis. If you're a girl,you're just a whore.
Grrr...and grrr again.
Hole changed my life. Thank God there's a girl in the world as pissed off as me.Even if she is a tad strange.

Do you really need another Nirvana album?
by bandanasarerad September 17, 2006
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holden caulfield

Protagonist of the best book ever written for teenagers, The Catcher In The Rye. Holden is depressive, narcissistic and self obsessed yet he is strangely sexy and overwhelmingly likeable. Just ask any teenage girl (or boy, if you swing that way): Holden is the sexiest literary character ever.
Yes, even more so than Sirius Black.
Holden refers to everybody as a phoney, hates his private school friends, hates himself and hates just about everything else.
"Damn, I would so spoon Holden Caulfield!"
"If Holden Caulfield were alive today, there is a 98.9% chance that he would be emo...and sexy"
by bandanasarerad January 17, 2007
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oh em gee, I'm so scene

Say it and see how long it takes for someone to punch you.
The world record currently stands at 12 minuites 16 seconds.
"oh em gee,I'm so scene" the girl in the Panic! At The Disco shirt squealed.
Exactly 5 minuites 2 seconds later a group of kids in Mudhoney and Black Flag shirts set upon her.
Once they were finished, the only thing left of her was her hella cute hairband.
My,how awful.
oh em gee, I'm so scene
by bandanasarerad October 26, 2006
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black hole sun

Well known Soundgarden song.
Came to be the anthem of grief for thousands of dis-affected teens after it was released directly after Kurt Cobains suicide. It's awesome!
"Black Hole Sun...won't you come?"
by bandanasarerad October 3, 2006
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barack obama

i'm voting for barack obama
nice one, dude.
by bandanasarerad February 13, 2007
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Nu Metal

A much hated and derided form of music that got popular somewhere between Nirvana and The Spice Girls. It basically took all the complexities of metal and replaced it with rap/hip hop elements.
Bands included: Limp Bizkit,Korn,Slipknot,Insane Clown Posse,Papa Roach and,to an extent,Evanescence and Lostprophets.
Mostly they were shitty beyond shitty but some bands were occasionally good. Korn usually throw out brilliant mosh music and Slipknot are always entertaning.
Nu metal was regarded by some as 80 hair metal for the modern generation,many more publically blasted it but secretly enjoyed it. That's what Nu Metal was really: a HUGE guilty pleasure. Shame on us all for being a part of it.
Once Limp Bizkit lumbered along the horizon,that dumb fuck Fred Durst singing about "Nookie" and "Rollin" like the bastard child of Vannila Ice and Monica Lewinsky,Nu Metal was officially dead. If it was ever alive,that is.
Nu Metal has been succesfully glossed over in the history books,much like Bon Jovi or The War. Slipknot are still trodding their music out to an ever depleating fanbase of 8 year olds,Korn are still doing their things like a 90s nostalgia act and everybody else has either died or retired. Linkin Park have "removed" their Nu Metal sound and Papa Roach has "gone sexy". Heaven help us!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>News just in: Due to the current rise of emo bands,some people are actually starting to miss Nu Metal.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
"Oh bring back Nu Metal!" wailed the teenage girl as she watched MTV. "Anything but THIS! No,I do not want a Panic! At The Fucking Disco CD!!!"
by bandanasarerad October 22, 2006
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Halloween

The one day of the year you can beg strangers for food and not get told to fuck off. As long as you're dressed up like a ghost/the devil/transvestite.
Yes we in the West are quite normal,thank you.
"I love Halloween!"
Children,drunk and horny teenagers,liberal parents,devil worshippers,goths and overweight paedophiles all LOVE Halloween.
by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006
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