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The cutest boys on the planet.
Take the skinny beauty of grunge boys,take the black hair of goth boys and finnaly add the fuck you attitude and studded belts of punk boys and what do you have...?
Why cute lil emo boys of course!
They wear tight pants,like Armor For Sleep and often make out with each other...yum.
They are wet dream worthy.
The cutest boys on the planet.
Take the skinny beauty of grunge boys,take the black hair of goth boys and finnaly add the fuck you attitude and studded belts of punk boys and what do you have...?
Why cute lil emo boys of course!
They wear tight pants,like Armor For Sleep and often make out with each other...yum.
They are wet dream worthy.
Gerard Way is a cute lil emo boy.
"I want to fuck that cute lil emo boy but,alas,he has a boyfriend."
"I want to fuck that cute lil emo boy but,alas,he has a boyfriend."
by bandanasarerad November 12, 2006
Get the cute lil emo boy mug.Christmas Eve each year a fat man dressed in red (possibly to hide the blood) rides around on a "magical flying sleigh" led by drunk reindeers with names like Prancer (Yes:teh ghey),breaks into your home,steals your cookies and leaves crappy gifts that last till Boxing Day.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
Despite his name being chillingly close to Satan,Santa claims he is commiting all these henious on Christmas Eve crimes in the name of Jesus.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006
Get the christmas eve mug.The first time I saw this bands' video (on MTV,coincidentally...),I truly,truly though they were a fake band.
Seriously,I though they were a rip on all these lame glam metal revitalists (Bullets And Octane anyone?),kind of a Spinal Tap for the emo generation.
But,no,they are a REAL band. Aww,man...a rip on themselves.
Good grief,how could anybody claim this band are anything but hilarious?
Watch their "Sease The Day" video for a laugh.
Seriously,I though they were a rip on all these lame glam metal revitalists (Bullets And Octane anyone?),kind of a Spinal Tap for the emo generation.
But,no,they are a REAL band. Aww,man...a rip on themselves.
Good grief,how could anybody claim this band are anything but hilarious?
Watch their "Sease The Day" video for a laugh.
ME: "HaHA,I love Avenged Sevenfold,they're such a great comedy band."
RandomStranger:"Err...dude,they're a real band."
ME:"NO....FUCKING....WAY"
RandomStranger:"Err...dude,they're a real band."
ME:"NO....FUCKING....WAY"
by bandanasarerad October 17, 2006
Get the Avenged Sevenfold mug.The Original Emo!
*Think* about it....
~Face obstructing hair...the most notrious emo trait!
~Deppresive....ever listened to Hawthorn Heights?
~Liked to make out with male friends...mmm,emo boys kissing!
~Bi-sexual....again,emo boys kissing.
~Very cute...as 99% of emo boys are
~Music Obssesed....as all emo are.
~Daddy Issuses....All Emos have these.
~Bad childhood...most emos claim to have had one. I personally did.
*Woah* I was right!
*Think* about it....
~Face obstructing hair...the most notrious emo trait!
~Deppresive....ever listened to Hawthorn Heights?
~Liked to make out with male friends...mmm,emo boys kissing!
~Bi-sexual....again,emo boys kissing.
~Very cute...as 99% of emo boys are
~Music Obssesed....as all emo are.
~Daddy Issuses....All Emos have these.
~Bad childhood...most emos claim to have had one. I personally did.
*Woah* I was right!
'I wish i could eat your cancer when you turn black...'
Emoboy:"Was that The Used!?"
EmoGirl:"No you turd,that's Nirvana"
EmoBoy:"Damn..I thought they'd suddenley got awesome."
R.I.P Kurt Cobain.
you can trust me Kurt..I didn't buy the motherfucking "Greatest Hits" album.
Fuck you,whoever put that out (Probably Courtney)
Emoboy:"Was that The Used!?"
EmoGirl:"No you turd,that's Nirvana"
EmoBoy:"Damn..I thought they'd suddenley got awesome."
R.I.P Kurt Cobain.
you can trust me Kurt..I didn't buy the motherfucking "Greatest Hits" album.
Fuck you,whoever put that out (Probably Courtney)
by bandanasarerad August 24, 2006
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I Have Trouble With Basic Spelling And Punctuation
~JEOMK
Just Ejactulated On My Keyboard
~NTBUSWAB
Not To Bring Up Star Wars Again,But...
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by bandanasarerad November 12, 2006
Get the Chat speak mug.The bands MTV has taken upon itself to call emo.
These include: Taking Back Sunday,All American Rejects,Fall Out Boy,Panic! At The Disco,Dashboard Confessional,30 Seconds To Mars,My Chemical Romance and Afi.
NONE of these bands are emo but MTV is a lazy bullshit corporation that can't be bothered to be original and so chucks the word "emo" at every current guitar band,thus adding to the current emo frenzy.
Now preps are running around high schools telling everyone how emo they are and how much they love Panic! At The Disco.
And it's all thanks to MTV.
Thanks,MTV. You just seem to ruin everything don't ya?
These include: Taking Back Sunday,All American Rejects,Fall Out Boy,Panic! At The Disco,Dashboard Confessional,30 Seconds To Mars,My Chemical Romance and Afi.
NONE of these bands are emo but MTV is a lazy bullshit corporation that can't be bothered to be original and so chucks the word "emo" at every current guitar band,thus adding to the current emo frenzy.
Now preps are running around high schools telling everyone how emo they are and how much they love Panic! At The Disco.
And it's all thanks to MTV.
Thanks,MTV. You just seem to ruin everything don't ya?
Girl1:"Oooh,I just love Fall Out Boy. So emo!"
Girl2:"Nope,that's MTVmo."
Girl1:"Oh...what about My Chemical Romance? They're emo,they have eyeliner!"
Girl2:"Nope."
Girl1:"Oh...well Panic! At The Disco SURELY?"
Girl2:"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! DON'T MENTION THAT BAND AND "EMO" IN THE SAME SENTENCE!!!!"
Girl2:"Nope,that's MTVmo."
Girl1:"Oh...what about My Chemical Romance? They're emo,they have eyeliner!"
Girl2:"Nope."
Girl1:"Oh...well Panic! At The Disco SURELY?"
Girl2:"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! DON'T MENTION THAT BAND AND "EMO" IN THE SAME SENTENCE!!!!"
by bandanasarerad October 22, 2006
Get the MTVmo mug.Probably the best female fronted band ever.
Highly overlooked by most grunge teenagers.
If you're a teenage girl,your first Hole album may be a life changing experience.
Forget about all the Courtney Love bullshit,just go buy Live Through This. And pick up a Bikini Kill album along the way.
Hated by a lot of people who's only argument is that "Courtney Love is a murdering bitch!"
I think everybody needs to get over that.
Again,sexism.
It's okay to be an asshole as long as you have a penis. If you're a girl,you're just a whore.
Grrr...and grrr again.
Highly overlooked by most grunge teenagers.
If you're a teenage girl,your first Hole album may be a life changing experience.
Forget about all the Courtney Love bullshit,just go buy Live Through This. And pick up a Bikini Kill album along the way.
Hated by a lot of people who's only argument is that "Courtney Love is a murdering bitch!"
I think everybody needs to get over that.
Again,sexism.
It's okay to be an asshole as long as you have a penis. If you're a girl,you're just a whore.
Grrr...and grrr again.
Hole changed my life. Thank God there's a girl in the world as pissed off as me.Even if she is a tad strange.
Do you really need another Nirvana album?
Do you really need another Nirvana album?
by bandanasarerad September 17, 2006
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