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Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?
by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006
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Reading

Home of emos, punks,goths, and lots (and I mean LOTS) of stoner grunge kids. Bad shopping,no music scene,basically the suburban version of London.
Also,lots of snobby rich kids who are *down* with grindie and worsip Alex Turner,even though they've never set foot on a council estate in their lives.
Strangely chav free town.Rumours persist they were hunted down and burned in a 1800s' style way.
Reading:Suburbia in denial.
"Wow,look at that seven year old kid smoking pot and rocking out to Velvet Underground CDs! He's a PRO,man!"

"Let's go to Reading!"
"Meh..."
by bandanasarerad September 1, 2006
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I Am Ghost

Fucking Amazing Post-Hardcore/Goth Band From California.
They Have A Male/Female Vocals Thing Going On And It's Not Unusual To Hear A Violin Everyonce In A While.
They have described their sound as rock opera for goth or hardcore kids.
They Are Cooler Than You.
I Am Ghost:
We Are Always Searching
Lovers Requiem
by bandanasarerad November 10, 2006
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running of the jew

Each year in Kazakhstan,there is the annual running of the Jew. A man dressed up as Jew is chased down street by Kazakhstani people. Sometimes it lays an egg.

If you've seen the Borat movie,you'll know what I mean.
~Running Of The Jew~
Borat: "Ah,the Jew is laying an egg! Quick,that it children,smash the jew chick!"
by bandanasarerad November 11, 2006
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TRL

Possibly the WORST TV show ever made.
Bad enough they have awful artists on the show (see:Lindsay Lohan) but they now have half-decent bands such as Green Day on. Urghh.
All that happens is they bring on some shitty celebrity, everyone in the audience (made up of losers,camp gay guys and teenie-boppers) screams at every word they say and I lose the will to live. And they play 20 seconds of each song.
TRL:
DickHeadPresenter: "So,Lindsay Lohan,how are you?"
LindsayLohan:"Well...actually my cat just died of cancer."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
DickHeadPresenter: "UhHuh.And...what did you have for breakfast?"
LindsayLohan: "First I had a glass of orange juice...."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
LindsayLohan:"...Then some toast...."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
LindsayLohan:"....then I threw it all up again."
Audience: *cheers and whistles*

TRL:
Me: "WTF? Why the FUCKING hell are My Chemical Romance on TRL??!?!?!!?"
Me: *burns all MCR CDs*
Me: *kills self*
by bandanasarerad October 17, 2006
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omg

OMG: Three simple letters that have many,many reasons.
Here are the well known ones:
1.~Oh My God:Used to exclaim shock,joy,ectasy,anger, fear ...just about every emotion there is. May result in *pain* if said anywhere near fundamentalist CR-AAA-ZY Catholic/Christian types. See "Oh my Allah!" for muslims.

Girl:OMG! OH MY GOD!
Christain : *punch*

2.~Oh My Goth:Used as a putdown for those seen as "gothic". Goths' rarely find this offensive.But if they do,run for your life! *Has flashback*

Girl: OMG! OH MY GOTH!
Goth1:LOL
Goth2:*punch*

And the lesser known ones....
3.~Oily Men Grunting.
A well known gay porn film,featuring Italian men. Does what it says on the tin.

"Oooh,after Brokeback Mountain I fancy OMG!"
"What?"
"Oily Men Grunting,of course!"

4.~ Over Medicated Generation.
The present generation.Our over medicated state leads to strange behaviour. See "Emo","Emo Boys Kissing" and "MTV"
for more evidence.

"Here,Honey take your pills with your brekkie!"
"Snap,crackle and prozac!"
OMG: It never ceases to amuse.
by bandanasarerad August 25, 2006
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kenan and kel

A HUGE part of my childhood.
Along with The Simpsons (when it was still mildly funny),that cartoon about the shrimpy thingies that live under the sea with lil' tooty things on their heads and not forgetting the *wondrous* Little Bear Stories.
I loved it at age 8-10,now I just think it's creepy....
Kenan and Kel,a comedy American show about *ZANY!!!* black teenagers.One of them had a prominent addiction to orange soda,the other was a fat nark with NO chance of getting laid....OH MY GOD! It was racist!!!!
by bandanasarerad August 25, 2006
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