bandanasarerad's definitions

lmbfao

LMBFAO can mean one of two things:
1.Laughing My Big Fucking Ass Off.
2.Laughing My Butt Fucking Ass Off.
Both are very odd things to say.
They cause confusion among many.

PersonA: Yeah,so I saw Brokeback Mountain...
PersonB:LMBFAO
PersonA:*wonders if personB is fat or gay*
PersonA:*wonders which is worse*

by bandanasarerad September 19, 2006

elephant

1.An art house film by cult direcor Gus van Sant(My Own Private Idaho,Dugstore Cowboy) based loosely on the Columbine High School shootings. There's a huge controvesy over whether the killers were portrayed as gay or not. Sure,they kiss in the shower,but one look at emo boys kissing shows you that this isn't exactly a tabbo subject for teenagers anymore. It's a good film,and a good way to vent frustation after a hard days worth of name-calling and beatings from jocks at high school. Just don't get any ideas...
2.Also a clever grey animal.

1.
Nerd:"One of these days I'm gonna get Elephant on your ass"
Jock:"Wha'?"
Jock:~resumes beating nerd~

2. "Look! An Elephant! And this one still has it's tusks! Elephants are fun!

by bandanasarerad October 6, 2006

queer eye for the straight guy

Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?

by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006

teenagers

1. The years between 12 and 20. Fun but scary years. Imagine living in an episode of Wonder Showzen and you're only halfway there. Becoming a teenager is like emerging from a deep sleep,everything is clear now.IE: The world is very fucked up.
As a teenager,you can have everything you want but nothing that you need. Many people don't realise how painful it can be sometimes and the term "Whingy teenager" is constantly thrown at you from all sides. Once I get to 20,I hope to be treated like a human being again.
Your teenage years ,so I've been told, prepare you for adult life. Well ,coming from a teenager,adult life will apparently be restless,emotional and very,very confusing. So there you go.
2.Also a song my My Chemical Romance. Och,it's good!

1. "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me." I muttered,watching a fellow teenager attempt to have sex with a kitten.
2. "Teenagers scare the living shit outta me!",sang My Chemical Romance to the crowd. Many fangirls never recovered.

by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006

Halloween

The one day of the year you can beg strangers for food and not get told to fuck off. As long as you're dressed up like a ghost/the devil/transvestite.
Yes we in the West are quite normal,thank you.

"I love Halloween!"
Children,drunk and horny teenagers,liberal parents,devil worshippers,goths and overweight paedophiles all LOVE Halloween.

by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006

free frances bean

A campaign started by Maynard James Keenan of Tool to free Frances Bean Cobain from her crazy Momma Courtney Love.
We one day hope to suceed.

Free Frances Bean!
Save her from that Cobain killing bitch!

by bandanasarerad January 8, 2007

brokeback mountain

Film that would have sucked if it wasn't for the hotness of Donnie Darko and the other guy.
Very,very...VERY close to nicely shot gay p33n at times.
I'm 14 and I enjoyed it although it has made me have weird dreams...usually envolving Gerard Way...and Donnie Darko...Gary Oldman...etc

Frank the bunny rabbit: (Watching Brokeback Mountain) So THAT'S what donnie is up to these days...well I be damned.

Me and fwendy:(Watching Brokeback Mountain)Ewww!!!
(Ten seconds later) ~Drool~

Me: Godamn not that dream again! Oh I feel so DIRTY!

by Bandanasarerad August 17, 2006