avl's definitions

poorformance

When someone doesn't live up to party expectations... or totally overdoes the partying rendering them useless and annoying

"I can't believe I was in bed by 11.30 on a Saturday night. What a poorformance"

by AVL June 9, 2013

pigstick

A metaphorical stick one person in the group holds on a night out to denote who was the most loose and outta control.

Oh yeah he was blind last night, he had the pigstick for sure

by AVL March 28, 2015

proctored

To make a blatent error in judgement or blundering mistake which benefits opponents or gives them an increased advantage in any type of competition. Derived from the 2006 Clemson University Football Team's quarterback, Will Proctor.

Dude, who's team are you playing for? You totally fucking proctored us!

by avl November 11, 2008

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

by Avl November 27, 2021