12 definitions by assmurderer

Flammobilia

Memorabilia that also happens to be flammable.

Most memorabilia is also flammobilia.

by assmurderer April 13, 2010

fence hopping

The act of hopping a fence or otherwise entering a property for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with pets and/or livestock.

The locals were disgusted when they discovered that Bob had been fence hopping.

by assmurderer July 25, 2010

Baby Birds

A sexual game in which one partner vomits into the mouth of the other. Oftentimes, they will snowball the material back and fourth, alternating between the role of "baby bird" and "mother bird." The game is named for the way baby birds are fed by their mother in nature.

My teeth are messed up because I played Baby Birds with my girlfriend one too many times.

by assmurderer June 19, 2013

heterochronohomonym

A word, usually an irregular verb, that sounds the same, is spelled the same, and has the same meaning, but differs by tense. For example set is the same in past, present, and past participle form. They lacks 'ed' and 'en' suffixes. 'Read' and 'read' are pronounced differently and hence are heterochronohomographs.

"I set the tables, can I go home?"
"Did you set the tables? Or are you using a heterochronohomonym?

by assmurderer November 10, 2021

playing center field

the romantic and sexual pursuit of middle aged women.

Girls my own age have always been intimidated by me, but I've had much more success after I started playing center field.

by assmurderer September 14, 2011

hopscotch

A mixture of beer and scotch.

Never drink hopscotch.

by assmurderer September 1, 2011

Twilight

Powerful supernatural beings fighting over a homely teenage girl.

Person A: Did you read/see Twilight?

Person B: No.

by assmurderer February 7, 2010