5 definitions by arsebum

Anus Hemingway

A person who farts very expressivley.
A literate bystander may pick up on the farts hidden meanings, metaphors and symbolism. A complex fart may raise questions about the nature of life, religious matters and other deep shit.

PFFRFRRFPPPFPFffffffff "Dude, you pulled a real Anus Hemingway there.

"Mom, look" Pfppfpppprrrrrppffffffffpfprrrfff
"Alright, off to bed now, Anus Hemingway!"

by arsebum October 17, 2009

ass poet

Someone who expresses his feelings with a fart.

Wife: "How was your day?"
Ass poet: PFFFFRRRRFPFFPFFRRRFFRRFFffffppfpf
Wife: "I see."

by arsebum October 17, 2009

ass pro

An ass pro is someone who has
a) a very professional attitude about his ass
b) has a very professional looking ass
c) has a profession that involves taking it up the ass.

"Dad, I wanna become an ass pro!"

by arsebum October 16, 2009

Jizzaboo

An african-american who has jizz on his body or clothes.

"Yo, my man, I just cummed straight up in da air, I still gots dem jizz in my hair."
"Get outta my face widdat sheeat, Jizzaboo."

by arsebum October 17, 2009

cockmaster

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.

"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."

by arsebum October 17, 2009