ari's definitions

percafetory

a word with no real definition
to get people to reveal their "honesty"

ask your friend" dude dont they look percafetory?" and if he says "yes" you will know hes a liar

by ari September 21, 2003

Porn on ice

Incredible idea made up by Ari Gaffen to combine Porn, with ice skating. Should get all credit if it ever becomes a reality.

Man, i really need to see some porn on ice.

by Ari February 10, 2003

gleam

bling or jewlery; anything that u can floss

Another word for bling cuz bling is played out; "I bling in my white tee, choose gleam"Dem Franchize Boyz

by Ari September 22, 2004

mutha fucker

1. the actual act of fucking your maternal figure
2. My whole life revolves around it

1. Mom: Quick get out of bed, hurry Dad's coming back.
2. hehehehe, that was some good shit (lick the cum off my mouth)

by Ari December 14, 2003

mad rad

to be crazy cool.
the awesomest kid alive.

ian is a mad rad kid

by ari September 18, 2003

borg

1. A fictional collective-minded cybernetic species on the TV show "Star Trek" On thhe show the Borg are an unstoppible force as they will eventually adapt to all your weapons and there simply is more of them then anyone else.

2. To steal or absorb

1. "WE ARE THE BORG, YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"

2. "John Borged my Sterio!"

by Ari May 13, 2005

dumbline

how the colorguard refers to the drumline.

Sometimes i hate the dumbline!

SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBLINE!

by Ari March 7, 2005