1 definition by arc1986
Mobile is strictly for those blessed by God to be born in a zip code beginning with 366. The birthplace of Mardi Gras, Jimmy Buffett, and Hank Aaron. High school frats and sororities. Situated perfectly between the water and the woods, no town in America can approach the undeniable superiority that Mobile exudes. New Orleans, Savannah, and Charleston may be pretty cool- for a weekend, but none of them can match the sheer greatness of Mobile and its citizens. So wear your Costa del Mar's, top siders, and Barbour jacket proudly. Drive your Tahoe through the intersection of Old Shell and McGregor, and have a cold beer from your ice chest and put it in a hugger at the Dick. Spend your entire winter break at Pat and DD's just because you can. And always remember, you are better than everyone fr...om anywhere else without exception, and if they beg to differ, ask if their town has a battleship? DIDN'T THINK SO.
by arc1986 March 22, 2011