11 definitions by animedude

holy poop

the form of holy shit that you say around yo daddy or yo momma or someone of that species...

Teacher with a rod up her ass: your homework worth 85% of your grade is due now!

You: Holy shi--Holy poop!

by animedude April 27, 2004

JIAFF

( Julio Iglesias 's Ass Falls Foward)

Result due to lifts and transplants on this Spanish singer.

Also a disease named after Julio

Uhhhh, you look like you've got the JIAFF!

by animedude April 10, 2004

constipant

a stuck-up cunt

damn, Lacy Conner is a friggen constipant, I wish she'd just anorex herself to death.

by animedude April 28, 2004

bisexual

A term that everyone is to some degree or another, no matter how much they want to deny it.

me: Do you like porno?

guy: yes, I like porno.

me: do you like only girl-girl?

guy: no, I like guy-girl, too.

me: Okay, do you like the guys to have a small penis only

guy: no, I like hard, throbbing cocks!

me: okay, then.

*example courtesy of Ron White. Don't sue*

by animedude September 12, 2004

advice

some crap that people give you that they think will help you, but doesn't really. It really pisses you off, but you just not and go along with it, hoping they'll go away.

I was given the advice once that you should never eat a dirty girl or you'll get a tongue disease.

by animedude May 2, 2004

shitless

1) The act upon being frightened in which there is nothing (feces, urine, blood, vital organs, ect) within you.

2) reaching a state of no return

1) man, I had diarreah so bad 'til a nudist colony of fat, hairy guys in their 40's ran by. Damn, I was scared SHITLESS!

by animedude April 25, 2004

Oh my god!

An exclaimatory expression used to express supreme surprise, shock, or disappointment.

She just shat herself shitless on her teacher's car

OH... MY... GOD!

by animedude May 1, 2004