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fek

Originally from the Britcom "Father Ted" a derivitive of the word fuck that is used when fuck cannot be.
Maid (in british accent)- "What would you say to a cup of tea?"

Father - "Fek off cup!"
by Andy March 21, 2005
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oldlady

The best person in the world at any given thing

ie: cs, ut, DOW, etc
"My mate andy is a right oldlady!"
by Andy November 26, 2004
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restructuring

Literal meaning: to rearrange the structure of something.

Real meaning: to sack lots of workers.

A euphemism used by bosses to cover up the fact that they're planning to sack workers or to attack workers in other ways (e.g. worsen pay and conditions).
Boss: We're planning a major restructuring of this factory.

Union rep: erm - what's that?

Me: It means they're going to sack loads of people, you idiot! Quick, do something!
by Andy April 27, 2004
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blub blub blub

Something you say to let people know you dont care.
1) Hey Andy, listen to this. "Blub blub blub I dont give a shit!

2) Blub Blub Blub, oh i see you dont care.
by Andy February 17, 2004
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Doing an SC

What you do when you cheat on someone. if you cheat on them you are doing an SC. This is the worst kind of cheating, where you fuck their brains out before pretending nothing is wrong.
Named after Sarah Craggs.
The love triangle: Kieron - Andy - Mike - Kieron etc.
by Andy July 24, 2004
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return of the Real

Term used by psychoanalysts, especially Lacanians, for the eruption into social life of impulses or phenomena which have been repressed from the symbolic order in the process of the formation of a master-signifier. The excluded element is not destroyed but returns in a form which is incomprehensible and terrifying. A "return of the Real" is a sudden eruption and interruption which spectacularly reveals the contingency of social relations and shatters fixed certainties.

For instance, Slavoj Zizek analysed September 11th as a "return of the Real": the repressed fundamentalist impulse which was the hidden outcome of the US's own activities produced an explosive and terrifying result which rocked people's identities and the existing political framework.
A reworking of the return of the repressed.

Doesn't make as much sense outside Lacanian ontology, because the violence and negativity of the "return of the Real" are crucial to its use as a concept. One can reconfigure it to some extent if one suggests that the social order makes its own Real, so that the phrase "return" is simply figurative.
by Andy May 7, 2004
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Emory

An expensive university in Atlanta. No freedom of speech in this place. One wrong word and your already standing in front of the honor council. Totally infested with liberals.
That guy never says his opinion, always agrees with everybody else, probably went to Emory.
by Andy April 6, 2005
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