andy's definitions

I have a tv

I term used to call your self a Teletubbie or saying you simply have a TV.

Teletubbies had those gray squares on their stomach that turned into a tv.

I have a TV! Again, again! Uh oh!

by Andy May 13, 2005

that sounds mexican

the quote of the day

i have a Ibanez guitar. That sounds mexican

by andy March 2, 2005

Micromaster

A small-scale TransFormer, measuring about an inch in height.

The Micromaster Air Strike Patrol consists of four tiny robots which turn into tiny aeroplanes.

by Andy April 17, 2004

Vashna

First lord of the Darklords in Lone Wolf. Slain by Ulnar I in times long ago. Is subject to repeated attempts to revive/recall his spirit, in Lone Wolf gamebooks 4 and 16 and Legends of Lone Wolf 8 (if I remember the numbers right). Presumably extremely powerful.

Also makes a good swear-word.

"In Vashna's name..."

"By Vashna, I'll kick your ass!"

by Andy May 26, 2004

winese

Similar to Wapanese, but this person thinks he or she is Chinese.

Symptons are:

1. Storing weapons in your closet, owning a sword, and/or taking martial arts classes

2. Playing Dynasty Warrios WAY too much

3. Wearing shirts with random Chinese symbols

4. Can be dangerous when they think they know what they're doing with the weapons

That winese almost smacked me with his comas!

by Andy August 28, 2004

star wars galaxies

1. An impressively in-depth MMORPG in which one can endeavor to play as one of many mundane professions, such as Tailor and Cook and Architect. Players can also, of course, play as fighting characters and kill anything they encounter.
2. A waste of time.

Dude, I just got this new game, Star Wars Galaxies!
...
Woah. I haven't gone outside for a month, and my goldfish died.

by Andy September 14, 2003

fractal

shitty word you have to know to pass physics exams. should be used in sentences containing other shitty words.

the fractal quanta of the geometric episteme severely calibrated the deontological cathexis

by Andy April 17, 2004