andy's definitions

oldlady

The best person in the world at any given thing

ie: cs, ut, DOW, etc

"My mate andy is a right oldlady!"

by Andy November 26, 2004

restructuring

Literal meaning: to rearrange the structure of something.

Real meaning: to sack lots of workers.

A euphemism used by bosses to cover up the fact that they're planning to sack workers or to attack workers in other ways (e.g. worsen pay and conditions).

Boss: We're planning a major restructuring of this factory.

Union rep: erm - what's that?

Me: It means they're going to sack loads of people, you idiot! Quick, do something!

by Andy April 27, 2004

Tittsie Fatahue

a slang word for a fat kid

Yo man, ur a Tittsie Fatahue!

by Andy July 24, 2004

Dry Main

A desert region of the realm of Vassagonia in the world of Magnamund (Lone Wolf). Largely unpopulated, although there are some small villages and nomad caravans involved in trading across the Dry Main.

So-called because of the almost total lack of rainfall. Survival in the Dry Main depends on the ability to locate oases.

The sand in the Dry Main are "vermilion", whatever that means.

Lone Wolf became stranded in the Dry Main while searching for the Book of the Magnakai.

by Andy April 22, 2004

Vashna

First lord of the Darklords in Lone Wolf. Slain by Ulnar I in times long ago. Is subject to repeated attempts to revive/recall his spirit, in Lone Wolf gamebooks 4 and 16 and Legends of Lone Wolf 8 (if I remember the numbers right). Presumably extremely powerful.

Also makes a good swear-word.

"In Vashna's name..."

"By Vashna, I'll kick your ass!"

by Andy May 26, 2004

shish

Pikey food is Shish kebab whereas a Chavvy will sick with Donner kebab which makes more mess on pavement.

Always preceeded by the word "large" and followed by "wiv chilly salse". Often pikey will work the calaries off in anticipation by fighting someone while it cooks.

"Large Shish wiv chilly salse".

"Who the f**k you looking at pal?"

by andy March 23, 2004

chips and salsa

pretty much the coolest couple around, eden and andres, damn straight jigga

i was we were as cute as chips and salsa

by andy January 31, 2005