andy's definitions

Emory

An expensive university in Atlanta. No freedom of speech in this place. One wrong word and your already standing in front of the honor council. Totally infested with liberals.

That guy never says his opinion, always agrees with everybody else, probably went to Emory.

by Andy April 6, 2005

oldlady

The best person in the world at any given thing

ie: cs, ut, DOW, etc

"My mate andy is a right oldlady!"

by Andy November 26, 2004

lampie

variant of techies. get most of the shinyest toys to play with.
prefers the dark, reads under blue light for major parts of life.
uses lots of TLA's - DMX, 520's, P64...
but not as many as soundies

'its not my problem, go ask a lampie for it'
'i'm not the DJ, i'm a lampie'

by andy February 13, 2005

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the clitoris

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."

by Andy October 6, 2004

return of the Real

Term used by psychoanalysts, especially Lacanians, for the eruption into social life of impulses or phenomena which have been repressed from the symbolic order in the process of the formation of a master-signifier. The excluded element is not destroyed but returns in a form which is incomprehensible and terrifying. A "return of the Real" is a sudden eruption and interruption which spectacularly reveals the contingency of social relations and shatters fixed certainties.

For instance, Slavoj Zizek analysed September 11th as a "return of the Real": the repressed fundamentalist impulse which was the hidden outcome of the US's own activities produced an explosive and terrifying result which rocked people's identities and the existing political framework.

A reworking of the return of the repressed.

Doesn't make as much sense outside Lacanian ontology, because the violence and negativity of the "return of the Real" are crucial to its use as a concept. One can reconfigure it to some extent if one suggests that the social order makes its own Real, so that the phrase "return" is simply figurative.

by Andy May 7, 2004

itikar

One of a species of large, apparently carniverous birds used by the army of Vassagonia in the fantasy world of Magnamund. An itikar is like a giant eagle or hawk, and is ridden saddled, like a horse. The birds are ferocious and hard to tame, and make fearsome adversaries in combat.

In Lone Wolf 5: Shadow on the Sand, Lone Wolf escapes from the zakhan's palace by riding on an itikar.

by Andy April 25, 2004

final fuck

Another typical scene in a porn movie where towards the end of the movie, it is the last sex scene.

"Aww, shit. I came in an hour and twenty minutes in, but at least I didn't miss the final fuck."

by Andy March 24, 2004