andy's definitions

orc-fucker

someone who fucks orcs. Must exist, because there's half-orcs in The Return of the King, and where else do they come from? (I don't believe for a second all that nonsense about "Saruman's foul magics"...)

Would also make a very good term of abuse. I'll have to try it out some time (on someone smaller than me and/or who I can run away from quickly).

Tony Blair is an orc-fucker.

My sister would be an orc-fucker, but she doesn't have good enough taste.

by Andy April 18, 2004

spamjavelin

a penis. normally found between the legs.

got the spamjavelin out and blew her away

by andy July 13, 2004

Windows ME

A piece of shit. The worst OS Microsoft has ever put out.

OH SHIT Windows ME blue screened again. Figures!

by Andy September 7, 2004

Bliar

Prime Minister of Britain. Often mis-spelt as Blair, the correct spelling is Bliar because he lies so much.

Where are the WMD's, eh Tony? What a fucking liar.

by Andy July 22, 2004

Killographic

As pornography is the "graphic depiction of sex," killography is the "graphic depiction of brutal violence."

See protectotard

That game was very killographic.

by Andy December 11, 2003

nucular

Something you never, ever want to hear coming from the lips of a man who controls a nuclear arsenal large enough to destroy the entire world eight times over.

"Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nucular weapons production."

by Andy January 22, 2005

Flint Fireforge

a dwarf in the book series dragonlance. good friend of Tanis half-elven

flint was a good metalsmith

by andy September 14, 2004