andy's definitions

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the clitoris

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."

by Andy October 6, 2004

hoe hoe hoe

Someone who sneaks down people's chimneys and then fucks them.

Santa Claus is a hoe hoe hoe.

by Andy April 19, 2004

final fuck

Another typical scene in a porn movie where towards the end of the movie, it is the last sex scene.

"Aww, shit. I came in an hour and twenty minutes in, but at least I didn't miss the final fuck."

by Andy March 24, 2004

the two hole

A funny word for the rectum or anus of a human or animal.

That chic is a slut, she likes to take it up the two hole.

by Andy January 29, 2003

urotsukidoji

It translates as "the wandering kid", even though the englist title is "legend of the overfiend". The kid in question is Amano Jaku - though I'd hardly call him a kid.

A film which will put you off tentacles for life.

I could swear the tentacle squid thing which attacks Hot Rod in Transformers The Movie is a urotsukidoji thing reworked and with slightly less obvious tentacles. Those pincer things inside Unicron look a bit suspicious too.

by Andy April 18, 2004

Oojamaflip

A word used when you can't remember the word that you want to be saying

Origin: S. Glover
From the Latin: Oojamaflip-umus

Where's that thing, you know, er, my oojamaflip, thingy, um, spoon! Yeah where's my spoon mofo?

by Andy July 21, 2003

Packed Restauant

A huge long line of expletives. Far worse things than you'd say in front of your parents. It can also mean a very crowded eating establishment.

You are such a packed restaurant!

or: Damn, this place is packed restaurant!

by Andy June 10, 2003