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orc-fucker

someone who fucks orcs. Must exist, because there's half-orcs in The Return of the King, and where else do they come from? (I don't believe for a second all that nonsense about "Saruman's foul magics"...)

Would also make a very good term of abuse. I'll have to try it out some time (on someone smaller than me and/or who I can run away from quickly).
Tony Blair is an orc-fucker.

My sister would be an orc-fucker, but she doesn't have good enough taste.
by Andy April 18, 2004
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Chud

Possibly the world's most fascinating creature. Chud is an individual with a well cultivated imagination and powerful mind. ultimately, his name is short for Richard.
Noff: "Hey Chud"
Chud: "AAAH YOU'RE A FUCKING SKETCHY BASTARD!"
by Andy June 30, 2003
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Nicaragua

Location : Central America (between Costarica and Guatemala)
Capital : Managua
Population : Not sure.

I lived in Nicaragua for an year, there are not so many place for tourists, however Monteli Mar, the biggest resort in west coast, is the best place where I've been.
People are very kind and very honest.
Not so dangerous walking on the street during the time in midnight.
Volcano and lakes are beutiful.
You should stop by Nicaragua when you trip to central america.
by Andy December 1, 2003
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rim job

when u pick up a hooker and she licks ur ass and ur hair comes off!!!
Andy got a rim job from his g-ma last night
by andy April 9, 2004
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final fuck

Another typical scene in a porn movie where towards the end of the movie, it is the last sex scene.
"Aww, shit. I came in an hour and twenty minutes in, but at least I didn't miss the final fuck."
by Andy March 24, 2004
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itikar

One of a species of large, apparently carniverous birds used by the army of Vassagonia in the fantasy world of Magnamund. An itikar is like a giant eagle or hawk, and is ridden saddled, like a horse. The birds are ferocious and hard to tame, and make fearsome adversaries in combat.
In Lone Wolf 5: Shadow on the Sand, Lone Wolf escapes from the zakhan's palace by riding on an itikar.
by Andy April 25, 2004
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hoe hoe hoe

Someone who sneaks down people's chimneys and then fucks them.
by Andy April 19, 2004
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