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Gnar-Kill

Something so incredibly awesome that you don't know exactly what to say. Only Gnar_kill can explain it.
That dude just humped your sisters leg. That was so Gnar-Kill
by Andy July 18, 2004
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anal-fixated

Originally a concept in Freudian psychoanalysis which has later spread into popular use, probably because of its rude connotations.

An anal-fixated person is someone who is excessively tidy and obsessed with neatness, appearance and order. Such people are bureaucratic-minded, petty-minded jobsworths who make other people's lives a misery by creating unnecessary hurdles, and/or who lead a sad life due to their incapacity to set aside their obsession with regularity. It is often used as an insult in cases where people are overly strict or rigid about something.

The origin is that Freud, in his early work, said that young children go through three stages, oral, anal and phallic, before the age of 5, and that successfully traversing each stage is crucial to later psychological wellbeing. (The phallic stage produces the Oedipus Complex or in girls, the Electra Complex and penis envy). If someone fails to traverse a stage, usually because of excessively rigid parenting (though also sometimes through the opposite), they become "fixated" and have unresolved libidinal (i.e. psycho-sexual) issues which overshadow their later lives.

The anal stage occurs around the time a young child is potty-trained, and can include experiencing pleasure from either retaining or releasing shit. The characteristics usually called 'anal-fixated' are those of the anal-retentive, who gained disproportionate enjoyment from holding shit in, possibly because of too-rigid potty training. (An anal-fixated person can also strictly speaking be anal-expulsive, which leads to characteristics such as messiness etc., but this has not passed over into popular use). It expresses itself in later life in neuroses centred on rigidity and regularity.

In popular usage, usually abbreviated to "anal".
My teacher is so damn anal-fixated! She says she'll fail me if I include so much as one word over the word-limit.

I'm only late because some anal-fixated shop assistant decided my credit card signature needed going over with a fine tooth-comb.
by Andy April 20, 2004
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itikar

One of a species of large, apparently carniverous birds used by the army of Vassagonia in the fantasy world of Magnamund. An itikar is like a giant eagle or hawk, and is ridden saddled, like a horse. The birds are ferocious and hard to tame, and make fearsome adversaries in combat.
In Lone Wolf 5: Shadow on the Sand, Lone Wolf escapes from the zakhan's palace by riding on an itikar.
by Andy April 25, 2004
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hoe hoe hoe

Someone who sneaks down people's chimneys and then fucks them.
by Andy April 19, 2004
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final fuck

Another typical scene in a porn movie where towards the end of the movie, it is the last sex scene.
"Aww, shit. I came in an hour and twenty minutes in, but at least I didn't miss the final fuck."
by Andy March 24, 2004
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blub blub blub

Something you say to let people know you dont care.
1) Hey Andy, listen to this. "Blub blub blub I dont give a shit!

2) Blub Blub Blub, oh i see you dont care.
by Andy February 17, 2004
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Doing an SC

What you do when you cheat on someone. if you cheat on them you are doing an SC. This is the worst kind of cheating, where you fuck their brains out before pretending nothing is wrong.
Named after Sarah Craggs.
The love triangle: Kieron - Andy - Mike - Kieron etc.
by Andy July 24, 2004
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