andy's definitions

oldlady

The best person in the world at any given thing

ie: cs, ut, DOW, etc

"My mate andy is a right oldlady!"

by Andy November 26, 2004

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the clitoris

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."

by Andy October 6, 2004

Windows ME

A piece of shit. The worst OS Microsoft has ever put out.

OH SHIT Windows ME blue screened again. Figures!

by Andy September 7, 2004

Bliar

Prime Minister of Britain. Often mis-spelt as Blair, the correct spelling is Bliar because he lies so much.

Where are the WMD's, eh Tony? What a fucking liar.

by Andy July 22, 2004

spamjavelin

a penis. normally found between the legs.

got the spamjavelin out and blew her away

by andy July 13, 2004

ancy

a term used for a person when confused or excited

Jill was getting all ancy over by the sight of the Green Goblin

by Andy June 19, 2006

final fuck

Another typical scene in a porn movie where towards the end of the movie, it is the last sex scene.

"Aww, shit. I came in an hour and twenty minutes in, but at least I didn't miss the final fuck."

by Andy March 24, 2004