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Hot Fat

Used to describe the unique phenomenon when you cannot figure out if a girl is hot or fat. Think about it.

I can't tell if that weekend news anchor is hot or fat. She's hot fat.

by andersonland.org June 13, 2006

buffalo knuckle

The male version of camel toe.

Dude, his buffalo knuckle is too much for me to bare!

by andersonland.org November 15, 2004

bear ninja cowboy

A variation of paper rock scissors where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a bear, ninja, or cowboy. The bear mauls the ninja to death, the ninja kicks the cowboy's ass, and the cowboy shoots the bear.

Okay man, bear beats ninja, ninja beats cowboy, and cowboy beats bear.

by andersonland.org July 10, 2004

der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.

"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"

by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

Knots and Crosses

While playing pictionary one night, this is how my british friend Asela refers to the game tic-tac-toe as it is drawn for him. Being the naive Americans we are, we laugh at him and give him hell.

"Knots and Crosses! Knots and Crosses!; you are drawing Knots and Crosses!"

by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

tennis

This is basically just ping-pong
and the players are standing on the table.

"What is the deal with tennis? I mean, its just ping-pong, except the players stand on the table! These people must be stopped!"

by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

spider monkey

the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.

Look, Spider Monkey's out of control!

by andersonland.org June 20, 2004