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Hot Fat

Used to describe the unique phenomenon when you cannot figure out if a girl is hot or fat. Think about it.

I can't tell if that weekend news anchor is hot or fat. She's hot fat.

by andersonland.org June 13, 2006

bear ninja cowboy

A variation of paper rock scissors where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a bear, ninja, or cowboy. The bear mauls the ninja to death, the ninja kicks the cowboy's ass, and the cowboy shoots the bear.

Okay man, bear beats ninja, ninja beats cowboy, and cowboy beats bear.

by andersonland.org July 10, 2004

House

Another term used to describe kids who wear their pants much lower than their waist-line. AKA, "to sag". Others like to mock those that are "Housing" by yelling "House" as they enter the room or are first seen.

Yo man, your mother know how low you are housing them pants?

by andersonland.org June 12, 2004

zoobas

Colorful zebra striped baggy pants made of very thin cotton. This clothing preference is typical of large and hairy mediterranean men who are also wearing a wife-beater, gold necklace, and tan boots. These planets are very baggy at the hips.

Why is it that whenever we hit the gym, the italian guys are always wearing zoobas?

by andersonland.org June 12, 2004

spider monkey

the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.

Look, Spider Monkey's out of control!

by andersonland.org June 20, 2004

der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.

"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"

by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

Knots and Crosses

While playing pictionary one night, this is how my british friend Asela refers to the game tic-tac-toe as it is drawn for him. Being the naive Americans we are, we laugh at him and give him hell.

"Knots and Crosses! Knots and Crosses!; you are drawing Knots and Crosses!"

by andersonland.org June 30, 2004