3 definitions by analogpursuits

gownloading

Someone who orders too many dresses online.

Janiqua is on a first-name basis with the delivery truck driver at work. She's been gownloading again.

by analogpursuits October 8, 2012

janktitude

Of or pertaining to a complete and utter mess, shambles, construct, mash-up, or fashion blunder. Completely jacked-up, in every sense, exuding the worst possible version of itself.

Uh, Francine, that science project has some serious janktitude. You're totally gonna get an F-.

by analogpursuits October 8, 2012

chunk drat

Texting or i-chatting while intoxicated, generally to a detriment

Shelly sent a chunk drat to her boss last night. She got fired this morning.

John sent a chunk drat to his girlfriend at 3am, but it was a message meant for his booty call.

by analogpursuits May 21, 2013